Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Mindless-Strength422 t1_j6lezyt wrote
Reply to comment by StatusBuddy8490 in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Chat GPT = Chat Generative Pre-trained Transformer, the AI everyone's using to cheat on their homework. Chat GBT = Chat Gay Bi Trans, as in LGBT but without the L
Gay.I. is indeed the better joke
Henri_Dupont t1_j6leuak wrote
Reply to With the rise of self-driving vehicles, by [deleted]
This is the best original joke since my mom got out of prison and my dog died.
MyDogIsNamedKyle t1_j6le2xe wrote
Reply to comment by Emotional-Fix-7725 in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
I have an ex who would have been all over that.
Which is why she's an ex
TryAgn747 t1_j6ldvsc wrote
A doompitty doo
kindlingtalia t1_j6ldkcz wrote
MeButNotMeToo t1_j6ld8mm wrote
That’s some heavy stuff.
ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_j6ld7vu wrote
Reply to comment by uncle_tyrone in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
She asks him a question and he gives up and pays the $500. Then he asks her what the answer was and she shrugs and gives him $5.
Hellayellabelli t1_j6lc8ld wrote
Chat GBTQ+
Nervous_Cranberry196 OP t1_j6lbu04 wrote
Reply to comment by TheRitalinCommando in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
That’s awesome - glad you guys enjoyed it. I’ve known this joke for years and only today realized I should post it here
TheRitalinCommando t1_j6lbotq wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
I laughed out loud and then told my parents who happened to be nearby. We all had a great laugh. Take my upvote and if I could give you more, I would. That made my evening.
ardentlydip t1_j6lb84p wrote
Reply to With the rise of self-driving vehicles, by [deleted]
A new joke on r/jokes? I am stealing it.
cadcpereira t1_j6lb7vu wrote
Reply to With the rise of self-driving vehicles, by [deleted]
Plot twist at the end of the song: the truck returns only for the guy to find out the truck was getting some more beer.
10/10 would listen
[deleted] t1_j6ladus wrote
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barely_lawyer t1_j6la5hb wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Much better
Richinwalla t1_j6la4ye wrote
What’s worse than pecker tracks on your zipper? Zipper tracks on your pecker.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6l9y3n wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
I think that was the first edit, because the original printing I have, they aren't hippies.
VeryBusyOwl t1_j6l9spn wrote
Reply to comment by MeButNotMeToo in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
It’s too late for this.
I read the worm joke, then read this one a few moments later.
I’m still laughing.
leelooflanagan t1_j6l9rs3 wrote
Finding half a worm
RedbeardMEM t1_j6l9qle wrote
Reply to comment by Dog_nappers_hun_x in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
r/suspiciouslyspecific
emanny2014 t1_j6l9q5x wrote
Reply to With the rise of self-driving vehicles, by [deleted]
Add in virtual girlfriends as well, and it will be a full reversal. His wife is broke down and his truck left him.
Mildleyy t1_j6l9dmn wrote
Reply to With the rise of self-driving vehicles, by [deleted]
I’ve seen this so much I knew what it was going to say before clicking on it.
h_grytpype_thynne t1_j6l98ny wrote
Reply to comment by MansfromDaVinci in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
You're weird.
fuqdisshite t1_j6l8z5u wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
What's a Pirates favorite letter?
The one he gets telling him he plays for the Mets now.
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l8b6e wrote
Reply to comment by Zylstra_Logan in Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in MLB history by Zylstra_Logan
Did you come up with the original yourself? I think it's a great contribution to the sub-genre of Chuck Norris jokes. I'm happy if I helped polish the diamond a little.
Kirbytofu t1_j6lf8bd wrote
Reply to comment by slothfullyserene in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Not what I thought it would be.