Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BuckTravers t1_j6l7ymo wrote
Reply to comment by Deitaphobia in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
As a semi-retired car thief, I still pay my tax.
xXduyasseneXx t1_j6l7ruc wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Heterosexual man serviced by homosexual artificial intelligence, could be referred to as “GAY.I for the straight guy”
Cold_Table8497 t1_j6l7a0x wrote
Reply to comment by zepharoz in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Of course there's a hole in a sock. How else are you gonna get your foot in it.
Jimbodoomface t1_j6l6yd7 wrote
Reply to comment by DigNitty in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
What qualities does Matt have that makes him seem like he wouldn't be hung i wonder.
gertalives t1_j6l6qg1 wrote
Reply to comment by Sriniketh_Sriram in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
I wasn’t going to bother upvoting the original joke, but I changed my mind because OP is honorable in defeat.
cookerg t1_j6l6o1f wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
There actually is a real condition of damaged penis called Peyronie's disease, and one cause of it is overly aggressive squeezing. So this joke has a grain of truth
Firm-Investigator-89 t1_j6l6dhp wrote
Can't believe the film groundhogs day came out 30 years ago
sith4life88 t1_j6l67gh wrote
Reply to comment by errol_timo_malcom in What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? by JorReno
It's teflonOHsa, not telflonoSAH
GaryV83 t1_j6l64nz wrote
Reply to comment by Shang-Chi_Chat-Noir in People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots
Mind explaining? I saw it before it was removed, something about 45 degrees?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6l6097 wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Yep! The Oompa Loompas were little hippie-like men!
WeezerMike t1_j6l5i05 wrote
Reply to The teacher looked disappointed, as she handed back my F-marked exam sheet. by awesome_smokey
Maths sounds so wrong but I can’t really say it is.
OriginalEmpress t1_j6l543p wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Have you read the ORIGINAL original Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Zylstra_Logan OP t1_j6l508i wrote
Reply to comment by Opus-the-Penguin in Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in MLB history by Zylstra_Logan
😂even better
KlutzyAlgae t1_j6l4yr6 wrote
The Holocaust, you fucking anti-Semites.
Ewetootwo t1_j6l4q6c wrote
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makenxie t1_j6l4cpz wrote
Deja vu, here we go again.
Thanatos_Impulse t1_j6l47yy wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Honestly I was expecting this one and when my expectations were dashed it made it twice as funny
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l47i0 wrote
Finding ransomware on your PC.
braxes81 t1_j6l473y wrote
What's worse than finding a scorpion hiding in your underwear?
Not finding the scorpion hiding in your underwear.
slobbyrobb t1_j6l435t wrote
Getting raped
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l3zyt wrote
Oooh! Mind if I try a variation?
Chuck Norris hit what would have been the longest home run in MLB history, except that the ball was caught. By Chuck Norris.
Western-Image7125 t1_j6l3yt4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ivor-Toad in What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Better than the actual joke
MediocreMycologist24 t1_j6l3xoh wrote
Finding Halloween candy blades...
Boredummmage t1_j6l856a wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Feels like finding a worm in your poo would be a pretty bad day… finding several would be a really bad day.
Lol sorry worm’s reminded me of pups.