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gangawalla t1_j6l2mb5 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
You gotta have him do it two or three times to feel the punchline pain lol
ohleprocy t1_j6l2c1o wrote
Reply to comment by DruFastDruFurious in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Queer eye for the A.I
Western-Image7125 t1_j6l1zba wrote
Depends on which hole I guess.
BartVanderlay t1_j6l1o2b wrote
A vain in your hotdog !
asternhandle t1_j6l1iwm wrote
Also, the holocaust.
MansfromDaVinci t1_j6l19qd wrote
"Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!"
"Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
pink_phoenix t1_j6l17t8 wrote
Reply to comment by vilidj_idjit in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
*Fowl language
wengelite t1_j6l12zj wrote
I'm going to steel this.
Alicam123 t1_j6l11qh wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt
The coffee.
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Fire_AIone1 t1_j6l0kux wrote
Reply to comment by ArcherA87 in A newly married couple by comcphee
No, I just start groping
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l0dt1 wrote
Reply to comment by dirtbutcher in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Ahhhh. Butt soul.....
m5paradiso t1_j6l0auv wrote
Finding a face drawn on your penis?
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l08tp wrote
Reply to comment by zepharoz in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Did she get pregnant?
volunteerwino t1_j6l08na wrote
A glorified calculator that cant multiply
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l06fq wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
A French man by the name of Philippe Flop.....
Even-Cat4294 t1_j6l03ql wrote
Stepping on a landmine.
JoshB685 t1_j6kzz18 wrote
The Holocaust, of course!
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Immortal-one t1_j6kz4vw wrote
Finding half a hole?
Diggdador t1_j6kz2ba wrote
Reply to comment by Maximum-Valuable8646 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Thank you very much kind stranger
ambermage t1_j6kyfkx wrote
Finding HALF a worm.
711Lexip t1_j6kycjl wrote
Wow. Must have uncovered this one on an archeological dig.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6ky1vd wrote
Reply to comment by baviktorovich in What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
It's not R, but it's not the C either. It's P, because without it all pirates would be irate!
Clue_Loose t1_j6l352o wrote
Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
I like it the way it was before actually