Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxs34 wrote
They're all completely misinterpreted because the movies didn't do the original stories justice.
BillMCavanaugh t1_j6kxo04 wrote
Reply to The teacher looked disappointed, as she handed back my F-marked exam sheet. by awesome_smokey
Saw something very similar, just as funny!
JustCallMeMambo t1_j6kx17y wrote
Reply to comment by nouvAnti in Just found out that the boss of IKEA is the new Prime Minister of Sweden by DamionFV
actual German humor?! they said it doesn’t exist! 🤯
XarmtheinsaneX t1_j6kwk77 wrote
Reading this joke
Western-Image7125 t1_j6kuhx5 wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Ah yeah, I knew I heard something like this before
YuuHikari t1_j6ku2nt wrote
I thought it was gonna be finding a hole in your foot...not a pleasant experience I would say
LeRoiChauve t1_j6ku1cq wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
No joke!
Balerinom t1_j6ktxqh wrote
Show us you're a septic with shit jokes without saying it.
errol_timo_malcom t1_j6ktlu1 wrote
Wingardium Teflonosa
NDodma01 t1_j6kswmc wrote
Or waking up in a phone booth in Amsterdam when you went out for a few drinks in Glasgow, Scotland (as a friend of mine did - son of the cult psychologist of the 60’s)
Emotional-Fix-7725 t1_j6ksqyy wrote
A penis.
zepharoz t1_j6ksp08 wrote
Finding a hole in your sock
FunAuntieEm t1_j6ksllk wrote
Blacken magic.
Pill-Dickle-Fickle t1_j6ksdky wrote
That's an ironclad rule.
Clue_Loose t1_j6ks6lf wrote
Finding an asshole wearing your shoes
Clue_Loose t1_j6ks0uy wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt
His seed
SlackerKey t1_j6ks0nb wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Nailed it
Designation257 t1_j6krxx6 wrote
Reply to comment by auctor24 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
When people say America, especially given this context and talking about Canada aswell, it is given that “America” means the United States.
asIsaidtomyfriend t1_j6krl4c wrote
Reply to comment by dirtyblueshirt in Why did the chicken cross the road? by 0CT0888
Eggzactly
JustCallMeMambo t1_j6krbm3 wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
good joke, and the anti-Semitism is historically accurate
karimamin t1_j6kr8w3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
The true winner
MeButNotMeToo t1_j6kqcbj wrote
Finding a half a hole?
slothfullyserene t1_j6kqbrk wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
r/microporn
SomebodyUDontKnow32 t1_j6kq6cw wrote
Finding an apple in your worm.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxwam wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Finding a quarter of a worm in your apple