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Luke_low t1_j6kprtd wrote
That Scene In The Michael Douglas Movie, "Falling Down" where the leather sole on one of his shoes had completely worn through, And he put down newspaper inside it.
Cthulhu625 t1_j6kpovw wrote
Reply to comment by Litmus44 in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Or the two Irish ones, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
They don't have to be dentists.
Andyboy11709394 t1_j6kpf95 wrote
Finding it in my poo ?
BOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA t1_j6kpci0 wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
mozzaarrrrrrrrella
Rich-life-baby t1_j6kp729 wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
Damn
mdisowur t1_j6kp35o wrote
Reply to comment by MtPollux in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
I heard it from Method Man lol.
Rich-life-baby t1_j6kozfm wrote
Nigg-
elpajaroquemamais t1_j6ko0q7 wrote
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TaroAffectionate9417 t1_j6kn5g0 wrote
Candy, a cherry with 7 dents and a trip to the mines of Moria?
HumanMycologist5795 t1_j6kn3ha wrote
Reply to comment by dirtbutcher in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
LOL
Or a shoe in both holes
Climax_Games t1_j6km4qz wrote
Reply to comment by DigNitty in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
What a fucking power move.
devtrek t1_j6klvp8 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Sounds like he's one sixth of the way to becoming Centauri.
Guns_r_us01 t1_j6klde2 wrote
Finding your holes bigger than the hole in the shoe?
Waitsfornoone t1_j6kl2xj wrote
Based on a various movie depictions - skin color (Yellow? Seriously?).
Okkultist666 t1_j6kkxja wrote
Ha
Ratbu t1_j6kksdc wrote
Yeah, but what's cooler than being cool?
Waitsfornoone t1_j6kkiho wrote
Spilled what?
Waitsfornoone t1_j6kkdf1 wrote
Reply to The teacher looked disappointed, as she handed back my F-marked exam sheet. by awesome_smokey
Your future career path in three words: Parking valet.
siro300104 t1_j6kk8ni wrote
Reply to comment by lokoston in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Oh my god, I’ve only ever heard the punchline without context!!
pauliewotsit t1_j6kk6fp wrote
Glad you mentioned that, much better than excited, hit and wet lol
EvilRedRobot t1_j6kjmg1 wrote
Reply to comment by minkblanket69 in I brought my wife coffee this morning and she got excited, hit and wet. by Filberrt
I would be forced to express my disapproval.
hencecurvet204 t1_j6kjkdu wrote
Or a finding a face drawn on your penis.
Beezinmybelfry t1_j6kj713 wrote
Reply to comment by setanddrift in A newly married couple by comcphee
As do I. They are really quite inconvenient.
Litmus44 t1_j6kpvny wrote
Reply to comment by Cthulhu625 in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Nice one.