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Filberrt OP t1_j6kbri1 wrote
Repost to correct a typo.
Hagenstaile t1_j6kbgpa wrote
Yell freedom
martymcfly4prez t1_j6karzx wrote
What do they have in common? Very little.
Filberrt OP t1_j6kan5c wrote
Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in I brought my wife coffee this morning and she got excited, hit and wet. by Filberrt
Hot
SlackerKey t1_j6ka7ck wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log log log log
Clue_Loose t1_j6ka73c wrote
Reply to I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
Sounds like one flew over the cuckoos nest
LightningGoats t1_j6k9q05 wrote
Reply to comment by Mustang-Mind888 in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
The trunk is acting on elephant instinct, and right below their trunk is where they shovel their food in their mouth. Now this dudes asshole is in the same location.
Mustang-Mind888 t1_j6k9n7i wrote
Reply to comment by temilol12 in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Ohhhhhhhhhh, LOL, that is sick! Funny.
Defiant-Use-2888 t1_j6k8sc4 wrote
Ned?! Ned Ryerson! lays him out with one punch
NDodma01 t1_j6k7uhq wrote
It was the last selfie he ever took - but he no longer had covid
temilol12 t1_j6k7fik wrote
Reply to comment by Mustang-Mind888 in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
The baby elephant trunk is now his penis so it believes his ass hole is it’s mouth
Ill-Percentage-2561 t1_j6k7ef2 wrote
Cant watch that movie again. I feel like i watched it 50 times already
DigNitty t1_j6k7b4b wrote
Reply to comment by CaptRackham in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
At my last office we wore scrubs and changed into them when we got there. Some people weren’t great about knocking before entering the curtained off changing area, one woman in particular. They had some close calls and, frankly, if it had been a dude walking in on women it would have been handled more severely. But nobody ever saw anything. Until
My coworker brought a sausage thing with him once and waited in there. Thing was like 8 inches long. Sure enough, woman coworker threw open the curtain without checking and he turned around real quick while holding the big sausage thing.
“Jesus Nicole will you KNOCK?!?!”
Anyway, his whole ploy worked because she did start knocking more. And, eventually, one of my other coworkers told me in confidence “did you know Nicole walked in on Matt? Apparently, you wouldn’t think it, but he is Hung.”
JoeEnyo t1_j6k780l wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Haha. Came here thinking I called it as well.
palebluedotcitizen t1_j6k6u6l wrote
Reply to comment by PlungesIntoTheVoid in What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt
A Christopher Hitchens classic
NDodma01 t1_j6k6r0m wrote
Reply to What did the peons at the jam factory say when asked if they needed to use the loo? by the_card_guy
No, we’re so low in the ranks and the toilets are always so jammed, we just have to peon our boots
Mustang-Mind888 t1_j6k6bjx wrote
Reply to comment by HooperNate in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Sorry, still don't get it. Why is the baby elephant in the ass?
Mister_Moony t1_j6k5obj wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Jarlsberg was my dad's favorite cheese this really hits home lol
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Litmus44 t1_j6k4i6v wrote
Heard about the two Scottish dentists who were also gay, Ben Doone and Phil Mcavity.
NDodma01 t1_j6k46yx wrote
Seeing Trump naked
Doom_and_glooms t1_j6k45na wrote
And Kyle's mum
No-Pizda-For-You t1_j6k3kjw wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
More pecker-derm than pachyderm
ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME t1_j6k3bqf wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Most American buffaloes are bison actually!
Unburiedbettong47 t1_j6kbtt5 wrote
Reply to What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
What‘s the difference between OP and my kitchen knife?
The edge on the knife has a purpose.
^(Edited for a typo fix)