Recent comments in /f/Jokes

LibraryUpset6624 t1_j6k2xhr wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:58 PM

Reply to What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram

Heyyyyy.I

Kelnius t1_j6k2und wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:57 PM

Reply to comment by cruddySidewall511 in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

Thanks for writing your comment in braille, but for some reason I still can't read it.

Shang-Chi_Chat-Noir t1_j6k2g92 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:55 PM

Reply to People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

I get it but it’s not funny

TaroAffectionate9417 t1_j6k2ap1 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:54 PM

Reply to Motel 6’s slogan is “we’ll leave the light on for you”. by hearsdemons

Please leave it off. I don’t need to see sober what I brought there drunk.

IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_j6k1f9g wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:49 PM

Reply to People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

It's not funny

yParticle t1_j6k17yh wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:47 PM

Reply to People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

cultural inappropes!

Pnutbutta-519 t1_j6k0z5h wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:46 PM

Reply to I was going to make a Tom Cruise themed restaurant but decided against it. by santino1987

you'd probably need a lot of collateral

hsvsunshyn t1_j6k0un0 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Reply to What’s better than roses on your piano? by kindest_asshole

Airplane is quite the movie.

1ns0mn1a t1_j6jzokg wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:38 PM

Reply to People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

Is this a Nazi joke?

DiddyDubs t1_j6jzcjz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:36 PM

Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee

Just grindin the pepper, baby

Surrounded-by_Idiots OP t1_j6jz53v wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:34 PM

Reply to comment by JimDixon in People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

It’s okay. You won’t be the only one to not see the point.

wilgotg t1_j6jyzc0 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:33 PM

Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram

G.AI

Downtown-Custard5346 t1_j6jywln wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:33 PM

Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

Thank you for this, this was one of my dad's favorite jokes, and I had completely forgotten about it, you just brought back some nice memories

JimDixon t1_j6jyuzp wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:33 PM

Reply to People really dislike me so I decided to turn to religion. I’m now a Buddhist. by Surrounded-by_Idiots

I don't get it.

traker998 t1_j6jyeb7 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:30 PM

Reply to comment by ArcherA87 in A newly married couple by comcphee

No. No. I have not.

Deitaphobia t1_j6jwbm3 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:17 PM

Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

You really think muggers are filing a 1040?

Explains_Wrong t1_j6jvoao wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:13 PM

Reply to What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram

Sperminator

[deleted] t1_j6jvi14 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Reply to what is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu dhabi? by olegkaplun

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Doom_and_glooms t1_j6jv8ka wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:10 PM

Reply to comment by minemaster3651 in A newly married couple by comcphee

Huh. Well you learn something new everyday

[deleted] t1_j6junhv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:07 PM

Reply to My disabled girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. by Substantial_Web_3924

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_drimzy t1_j6junhp wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:07 PM

Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo

The real joke is that he went from a blond to a blonde mid-flight!

[deleted] t1_j6juhpx wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:06 PM

Reply to I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf

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tlimbert65 t1_j6ju68o wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:04 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Finding an apple in your worm?

HooperNate t1_j6jttxv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:02 PM

Reply to comment by thatfrenchredhead in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

Lol funny

Custom8612 t1_j6jtmy2 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 9:00 PM

Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

English tell these week jokes because they are jealous of Scottish cattle. They remind them of their wives and girlfriends only with sweeter dispositions and better teeth. (I am of English, Irish, Scottish and German decent, so don't bother.)