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unripenedboyparts t1_j6jssp9 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
"Long."
livinhope t1_j6jsr4v wrote
An Adams apple in your woman!
Scuttleboi19mk2 t1_j6jsig0 wrote
Dog_nappers_hun_x t1_j6js3i4 wrote
Finding your wife bent over in the Safeways car park getting gang banged by dutch lorry drivers
trashacct8484 t1_j6js3cu wrote
Reply to comment by Richinwalla in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Yeah, but no one wants to have sex with Karen. We can retire the category of ‘dumb woman shallow guy wants to have sex with’ altogether (probably the best option), or figure out what we’re going to call sexy, not-necessarily-racist Karen (which also needs to be a Halloween costume).
DancinginHyrule t1_j6jryby wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
“You cannot do this, I’ a US congressman! That’s my job!”
MeButNotMeToo t1_j6jr5ib wrote
Reply to comment by Oheligud in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
How about getting stabbed by 1/2 of a worm?
ZarosRunescape t1_j6jr12r wrote
Ive seen this before but instead it was:
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm in your apple
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
elpajaroquemamais t1_j6jq9rw wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
The obvious answer
whentheworldquiets t1_j6jq2hd wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
People think that, but a pirate's first love is the brie.
Clear_Equivalent_757 t1_j6jopik wrote
Reply to comment by GoblinMob42 in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood
And you'll see it tomorrow.
DruFastDruFurious t1_j6jo493 wrote
A.I For The Straight Guy
DecentCompany1539 t1_j6jnwlu wrote
Reply to comment by hsvsunshyn in What is common between Batman, Will Smith and Putin? by Time-Classroom-2442
A significant portion of his rogues gallery fits this description. If anything, I'm not sure it's fair for Zelenskyy anymore either.
dmt_alpha t1_j6jnvh9 wrote
Really? Damn, time flies by so slowly. I thought the movie was older.
halal_and_oates t1_j6jnte0 wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Heyy-I
Explains_Wrong t1_j6jmndn wrote
Reply to comment by justandswift in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A logless dog who can’t sneak up on you
Dafa7912 t1_j6jmcck wrote
Unless you are pimento.
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6jm11u wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Been a while, thanks for reminding of this one.
dirtyblueshirt t1_j6jm0yw wrote
Reply to comment by asIsaidtomyfriend in Why did the chicken cross the road? by 0CT0888
There’s some very nice chickens on both sides.
Acrobatic_Outside_64 t1_j6jltht wrote
Reply to comment by MegaFartz in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Getting decapitated with the guillotine
magdalenatlim t1_j6jlsa3 wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken cross the road? by 0CT0888
This joke was sponsored by /r/pcmasterrace.
^^We are ^^everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HeavilyBraise77 t1_j6jle8l wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken cross the road? by 0CT0888
Funny
ravs1973 t1_j6jlcsq wrote
Reply to Why did the chicken cross the road? by 0CT0888
Why did the pervert cross the road
He had his knob stuck in the chicken
thatfrenchredhead t1_j6jl7r0 wrote
Reply to comment by Oheligud in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
I enjoyed finding half a worm in my apple way less than when I got stabbed... It may just be me
[deleted] t1_j6jt4kv wrote
Reply to They say every time God closes a door, he opens a window. by trimdaddyflex
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