Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j6jdb3f wrote
[removed]
chippstero1 t1_j6jda54 wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Here's a lil fun fact that the president has the ability to pardon anyone but most of his pardons are saved for politicians like all of congress gets pardoned for their crimes. Funny ol world
setanddrift t1_j6jd1lb wrote
Reply to comment by denver_the_lazt_dino in A newly married couple by comcphee
Good. I hate wringles.
tatteredshoetassel t1_j6jcut5 wrote
Reply to comment by minemaster3651 in A newly married couple by comcphee
What's dickhert?
Spacedad2 t1_j6jbbk1 wrote
The lesson of the movie, is that if you stalk a woman long enough, she will fall in love with you.
Dirichlet-to-Neumann t1_j6jat7x wrote
Reply to comment by Calavente in Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872
You're mistaken actually.
[deleted] t1_j6jaqkg wrote
[deleted]
terminalcynic t1_j6ja0nm wrote
Reply to comment by Designation257 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
And also in America
terminalcynic t1_j6j9viq wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Guess they retired the Cubs version of this
uncle_tyrone t1_j6j9ski wrote
Reply to comment by old-red-paint in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
I swear I’ve seen a joke that worked on the same mechanics, and in the end the blonde gets the 500 from the lawyer, but I have no idea how it went
Oheligud OP t1_j6j9o9s wrote
Reply to comment by justbiteme2k in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
I think I'd rather find half a worm in my apple than get stabbed.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6j9lt7 wrote
Reply to comment by yonimh in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Finding half a worm in your apple.
DANGERGUST t1_j6j955q wrote
Put your little hand in mine
justbiteme2k t1_j6j8wgk wrote
>What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple
killeresshan t1_j6j7d2c wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
For Christ’s sake jake its not a toothpaste
Richinwalla t1_j6j7al9 wrote
Reply to comment by trashacct8484 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
I think Karen is fashion now
Bruhdale-dingle t1_j6j78st wrote
“Well no, but actually yes.”
Waitsfornoone t1_j6j74g3 wrote
Without any light, especially black light, how will you ever know just how disgusting that bed and mattress really is?
[deleted] t1_j6j72gd wrote
[removed]
Medic-27 t1_j6j7217 wrote
Chat LGBT
Aeosin15 t1_j6j6yvs wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
Oh. My. God. Was not expecting that. Lol
unripenedboyparts t1_j6j6yi3 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Not saying I agree with it, just that the ostensible rationale for the content warning was definitely fellas gettin' ape head.
flarezilla t1_j6j4mof wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn't matter. He won't come to you anyway.
_Sur22_ t1_j6j4ix1 wrote
Reply to comment by mrcoonut in A newly married couple by comcphee
Pantsless boredom. A sex-shop
Either_Reality_9485 t1_j6jf9hz wrote
Reply to comment by Infinitelyodiforous in A newly married couple by comcphee
I'm still chuckling at this comment. Love it. Wish I'd thought of that before we called ourselves "The Establishment."