Recent comments in /f/Jokes

PHL-LAX t1_j6j4dpv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:24 PM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Ned! Is that you?

_Sur22_ t1_j6j46kq wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:23 PM

Reply to comment by sharrrper in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

And then re-release it every day

[deleted] t1_j6j3xrk wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:21 PM

Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood

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[deleted] t1_j6j3qxz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:20 PM

Reply to a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

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[deleted] t1_j6j382o wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:17 PM

Reply to What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588

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[deleted] t1_j6j32zs wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:16 PM

Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

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[deleted] t1_j6j2yzg wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:15 PM

Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo

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[deleted] t1_j6j2qoc wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:14 PM

Reply to A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen by mmotte89

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onairmastering t1_j6j2olz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:14 PM

Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

That' ain't a reason.

Michael-T-B-1969 t1_j6j2a71 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:11 PM

Reply to Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus!

INAROS-RAMSES t1_j6j22ds wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Getting stabbed by the worm that’s in the apple

Waitsfornoone t1_j6j21r7 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:10 PM

Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

OK, wasn't sure where the first roll went .. got it now!

[deleted] t1_j6j1tc4 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:08 PM

Reply to Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872

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Layogenic_87 t1_j6j1j8w wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:06 PM

Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus

Doesn't matter, he can't come anyway

[deleted] t1_j6j17gj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:04 PM

Reply to What’s better than roses on your piano? by kindest_asshole

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[deleted] t1_j6j144w wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:04 PM

Reply to Make me haha and I'll turn it into a 4 panel comic by Koroelyz_arts

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TheJacksquatch1992 t1_j6j0pbq wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:01 PM

Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

The punchline was worth the long read 😂😂😂

Oheligud OP t1_j6j0h4b wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:00 PM

Reply to comment by yonimh in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

Getting shot.

old-red-paint t1_j6j0cr4 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:59 PM

Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo

Yeah, I get that. But the whole first half of the joke seemed like it was setting up something else like "haha blondes are dumb" AS WELL as "haha lawyers are evil". It only did one of these things, and in a weak, unrelated way.

[deleted] t1_j6j08kl wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM

Reply to What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram

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BlancSpzae t1_j6j035c wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

I'd rather get stabbed honestly

BlancSpzae t1_j6j00y1 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:57 PM

Reply to comment by DarkBladeMadriker in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

This made me laugh more than the joke😂😂

take the downvote

Acrobatic_Outside_64 t1_j6izxj7 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM

Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud

I thought you were gonna say finding two worms in your apple

[deleted] t1_j6izwd1 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:56 PM

Reply to My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl… by Cien_Almas

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Menthion t1_j6izmdh wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:55 PM

Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196

It aint wrong!