Recent comments in /f/Jokes
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greedydita t1_j6iz5vd wrote
That was the problem with Motel 1 through 5.
Michael-T-B-1969 t1_j6iz2wt wrote
arsenicaqua t1_j6iyv5y wrote
Reply to comment by Immediate-Bend2077 in Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
Haha I understand how that goes. I think I can be a funny person but I couldn't write a joke to save my life. Situational humor can be pretty good for stand-up tho, so you could pay attention to stories or situations that make the people around you laugh and build upon that and you could come up with a pretty good stand up routine.
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Pill-Dickle-Fickle t1_j6iy9uy wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
> Long story short,
Yes. This is what happened 😂
Stalins_Boyfriend69 t1_j6iy2v4 wrote
Reply to Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
i'm laughing so hard 😐
[deleted] t1_j6iy0js wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
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Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
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HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_j6ixlbe wrote
Ok that got me.
marjana2109 t1_j6ixao3 wrote
r/antijokes
kindest_asshole OP t1_j6ix7a8 wrote
Reply to comment by vladhed in What’s better than roses on your piano? by kindest_asshole
Leave your wife out of this.
2manyfelines t1_j6iwg36 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
So mean, and yet I’m laughing. Take my upvote, you monster.
turbosliv t1_j6ivkfu wrote
Or a finding a face drawn on your penis.
hsvsunshyn t1_j6ivjmm wrote
Reply to comment by ManBearPigAlive007 in What is common between Batman, Will Smith and Putin? by Time-Classroom-2442
And I am not sure it is fair to distill The Joker down to just "a comedian".
yonimh t1_j6ivi8f wrote
And what's worse than getting stabbed?
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6ivfwk wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Fellow goes to the doctor.
« Doc, I can barely breathe after walking only a few steps. And I even have trouble getting up after sitting down. »
Doctor replies, matter-of-factly, « I’m not surprised. You are grossly obese. You need to go on a diet. »
Fellow is outraged : « How DARE you ‘fat shame’ me. I INSIST on a second opinion! »
Doc replies: « OK, you’re ugly, too. »
tylodon t1_j6ivcmb wrote
The way he says hello and goodbye is electric. In fact, it's the Mike Rowe wave.
LoneStarGut t1_j6iuw60 wrote
Reply to comment by Bosswashington in It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
Variations with different names, number of brothers have been going on for years - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cool-millions/
tylodon t1_j6iutyf wrote
Reply to comment by rikwebster in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
No, Mike Rowe wave.
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tylodon t1_j6iunni wrote
Reply to comment by tylodon in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
Why did people downvote this? It's a joke, to which the punchline is Mike Rowe wave.
j01wa t1_j6iueu0 wrote
I mean...that's...I...that is correct.
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