Recent comments in /f/Jokes
ArcTan_Pete OP t1_j6itsus wrote
Reply to comment by Enderbraska_CZ in I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
I think maybe you didn't like the joke..... because I dont think that the 'Vatican City' is the biggest country in the world
OK, not all humour is for everyone.... but I will reply, anyway, to give you the attention you desperately crave
Deadxendxempty t1_j6itspd wrote
Reply to comment by _theJboat in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Aaaaqand subscribed.
Immediate-Bend2077 OP t1_j6itfzf wrote
Reply to comment by arsenicaqua in Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
Thanks yeah I’ve been really getting into stand up recently so I fantasize about being funny on stage lol. But it’s not something I’ll pursue as a career or even a hobby, although I am one of those naturally funny people, I get laughs sometimes with minimal effort quite often so idk maybe I was born a comedian. No but seriously I’ll see if I can come up with something better and redeem myself
ManBearPigAlive007 t1_j6it4bw wrote
Dont you dare compare Batman to those bad people
/s
pissinupwind t1_j6it2s7 wrote
I cannot believe you've posted this AGAIN!!
vladhed t1_j6isw8h wrote
First time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...
TooShiftyForYou t1_j6isp8v wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
I ordered a DIY penis enlargement kit online last year.
Something went wrong with the shipping though and all I got was a magnifying glass.
arsenicaqua t1_j6is3ew wrote
Reply to comment by Immediate-Bend2077 in Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
I don't want to discourage you from trying! Nobody's born a comedian. Keep practicing and you'll find something that works.
Immediate-Bend2077 OP t1_j6irrlc wrote
Reply to comment by arsenicaqua in Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
You’re right it’s silly. I’ll only post if it’s legit comedy from now on. I was just testing my improv.
NoReallyLetsBeFriend t1_j6ir5uo wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Came here to say this
arsenicaqua t1_j6iquoo wrote
Reply to Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
This is just two mildly related statements put together.
wellcallus t1_j6ipsd5 wrote
It is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.
Immediate-Bend2077 OP t1_j6ipgl6 wrote
Reply to comment by -thedayman- in Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
Did it make you laugh a little bit or no?
thatCapNCrunch t1_j6ipdwr wrote
Reply to Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
No.
iavram t1_j6ip1vq wrote
Two lips on an organ
-thedayman- t1_j6ip1rg wrote
Reply to Is this funny? by Immediate-Bend2077
oh the irony!!!!😂🤣🤣😂…..….😐
Maleficent-Pie1194 t1_j6ip0s9 wrote
Reply to comment by Last_Possibility8342 in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Penicillin cleared that right up though
whitegeneral625 t1_j6iowyz wrote
Two lips on my organ. Baa ha ha. You can tune a piano.
But you cant tunafish...
Interesting-Owl7009 t1_j6iokho wrote
No, but I have seen him stand guard.
Enderbraska_CZ t1_j6io5kq wrote
Reply to I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
If this is a joke, then Vatican is the biggest country of the world
_theJboat t1_j6io150 wrote
Reply to comment by Designer_Ad_376 in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
r/yourjokebutworse
_theJboat t1_j6inzfq wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
r/yourjokebutbetter
madbabe92 OP t1_j6imp2z wrote
Reply to comment by spritelessg in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Oooh! In German grammar it’s automatically way clearer he is than in English!
Adding: I just read it again I think never wrote „he“ in German it’s a bit different words for a male and a female police officer. Should have written a he in…
Enderbraska_CZ t1_j6imo39 wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
In that case, give me some good joke
DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6itydv wrote
Reply to What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Nope, I'm into that shit. I nut instantly.