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blocky_jabberwocky t1_j6im17j wrote
Should have called it a freeze frame
darkaurora84 t1_j6ilx9h wrote
Reply to comment by Tueks in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
I don't discriminate
Sriniketh_Sriram OP t1_j6il1la wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Damnit that is better
Rox_an_Bee t1_j6iks7e wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Lol this is better
Designer_Ad_376 t1_j6iks1b wrote
Chat GBT QTIAS2+
EgorAsya t1_j6iklfd wrote
Claps hands violently and cries
PVetli t1_j6ijtls wrote
Reply to comment by Deadxendxempty in What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence by Sriniketh_Sriram
Came here for this
Deadxendxempty t1_j6ijb19 wrote
I thought this was gonna say GAY.I.
mrcoonut t1_j6ihmhp wrote
Reply to comment by Infinitelyodiforous in A newly married couple by comcphee
Pantsless boredom. Title of your sex tape
anonny42357 t1_j6ihjgf wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Ok that poem is cute AF. And absolutely correct
Penguator432 t1_j6ihev4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ellisdee_420 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Greg Ledong
anonny42357 t1_j6ih0c0 wrote
Reply to comment by EnglishmanInMH in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
It threw me for a while, too, because I was taught "red yellow blue" for two decades, and I'm a computer-ey person so RGB kind of works in my head. I rejected CMY, because it always looks dumpy on a computer screen, which is where I do a lot of my work.
Then I started working with paint and real-world colour, and red + blue does indeed make the most unsatisfying crap purple. A nice, clean, solid purple is my absolute favorite colour, and this red+blue travesty was unacceptable, so I put on my research hat.
Then I bought CMY paint, and lo-and-behold real purple happened. And a bunch of other nice clean colours.
Then I got really really into painting, and couldn't be bothered to try to accurately reproduce the exactly perfectly matched colours every time, so I just started buying paints that only have one pigment that is one specific colour in it … because:
Theoretically, CMY are primaries, but they have to be made out of real world materials, and sometimes those vary by manufacturer. It's usually Quinacridone magenta & Pthalocyanine (cyan), but there are a load of yellows out there with varying levels of toxic elements to them. I try to find PY47 (Lead Titanate) which I thought was the yelloweyist yellow I could find that had the lowest toxicity, but I just looked up, and I was wrong; it's extremely toxic. Good thing I rarely use yellow - and that I don't eat paint, lol.
I now have maybe ten or so single pigment colours so I can always know what I'm getting. And it's never poopy maroon! If you ever need a good purple, Dioxizine purple is your gal. But get some titanium white too, because diox purple is almost black if you don't add a bit of white. Computer screens can't come anywhere properly reproducing it, but trust me, it's pretty. (diox purple is sometimes called Carbazole Violet. Same thing).
Yes, I'm a nerd.
spritelessg t1_j6igdzn wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Oh shoot I assumed the cop was a woman too!
unselfishdata OP t1_j6ifly3 wrote
Reply to comment by QuickestWhore44 in An old blind cowboy walks in a bar... by unselfishdata
Which joke, u say?
roseychic t1_j6id81h wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
oh my god
EvilRedRobot t1_j6ictph wrote
I don't want to kink shame, but I hope the hitting was consensual.
[deleted] t1_j6icemn wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
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Gonergonegone t1_j6ic2yr wrote
Reply to comment by cruddySidewall511 in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Designation257 t1_j6ibo3h wrote
Reply to comment by auctor24 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Winnipeg is in Canada
colmaestro t1_j6ibc1c wrote
Reply to comment by mikende51 in My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl… by Cien_Almas
Its not a matter of how he grips it
Gruffleson t1_j6ib5mg wrote
Reply to comment by cordovesjr in Mexico by gary6043
Well, yes, obviously.
OPs joke was good though.
Brave_Promise_6980 t1_j6ia61u wrote
Every anniversary it’s the same
pauliewotsit t1_j6i9ot5 wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood
Nicely done lol
justandswift t1_j6i9fvr wrote
Reply to comment by pauliewotsit in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a dog with no logs and iron balls?
Sparky
darkaurora84 t1_j6im3vm wrote
Reply to comment by Chronos0913 in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
I was in the pool!