Recent comments in /f/Jokes
anonny42357 t1_j6i8m9h wrote
Reply to comment by EnglishmanInMH in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
I'd love that!
dubzillaIVXX t1_j6i8g52 wrote
Reply to comment by wheredmyphonego in What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
this is what I was thinking
anonny42357 t1_j6i8b8b wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
But that just makes dark purple, LOL
CaptRackham t1_j6i7zv9 wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
My father loved telling this joke, usually at dinner. Then later on making a muffled elephant noise.
CaptRackham t1_j6i6dmw wrote
Reply to comment by what-do-you-expect in A newly married couple by comcphee
I only have 4 dicks at home, but I call them family.
ThatGuyGetsIt t1_j6i5n7o wrote
Hit, eh.
apd543 t1_j6i5faf wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
That’s grown on me after thinking about it it’s quite imaginative 😂
Bitter-Ad9267 t1_j6i4y1w wrote
Reply to comment by Bitter-Ad5765 in It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
I never thought I would find another bitter-ad
BathroomCareful23 t1_j6i4wiw wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
That was a long walk (but worth it)
scared_little_girl t1_j6i4l91 wrote
Longjumping-Lunch677 t1_j6i4l5i wrote
An alcoholic and a drug addict are sitting in a park. A beautiful blonde woman walks by and the alcoholic says to the drug addict “man would I like to screw her!” The drug addict says “ out of what”
Ivor-Toad t1_j6i4fsr wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Chedaaaaarrrr
BusinessAd5597 t1_j6i3xtb wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
If you stand to close to the edge on the train platform you may get sacked off
madbabe92 OP t1_j6i3jr5 wrote
Reply to comment by kittendaddy65 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
hahahahha
Last_Possibility8342 t1_j6i2rnp wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
I woke up with one of those this morning
Filberrt t1_j6i2q3i wrote
Reply to What did the peons at the jam factory say when asked if they needed to use the loo? by the_card_guy
… of the whirl”
S-T-A-B_Barney t1_j6i2kk0 wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A newly married couple by comcphee
Wring-dang-doodled
Mean-Bodybuilder-434 t1_j6i25ms wrote
You had us in the first half ngl
[deleted] t1_j6i1lng wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
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wheredmyphonego t1_j6i18o1 wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
sARRgento pARRmesan
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6i0umw wrote
Reply to comment by zwinky588 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Perhaps this joke is because of that fact.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j6i0twl wrote
Reply to comment by waytothestriker in A newly married couple by comcphee
I have a Friend like that …
Thank G-d, he finally found a Girlfriend, BTW, what base is, “We went to Church together?”
kittendaddy65 t1_j6i0ti3 wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
moch uns ka Schaund!
zwinky588 OP t1_j6i0s7i wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
And?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6i9cyf wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
I guess you're right. I was mostly convinced by this very nonsensical poem.