Recent comments in /f/Jokes
aldulf69 t1_j6i0q0e wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
Nature abhors this “joke”.
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j6i0ofz wrote
Reply to I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
Your boss sounds like a real bad trip
FavelTramous t1_j6i0ewi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A newly married couple by comcphee
nategifford t1_j6hzwbl wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Hav-arrrrrrrrr-it.
[deleted] t1_j6hzi3r wrote
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baviktorovich t1_j6hzclc wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
What branch of the military is best suited for a pirated?
The AARRRRRRRMY!
NO.. The navy, stupid.
rednaxela82 t1_j6hz2tv wrote
Reply to What did the peons at the jam factory say when asked if they needed to use the loo? by the_card_guy
Of the World!!!
fishebake t1_j6hyxs5 wrote
Reply to comment by minemaster3651 in A newly married couple by comcphee
I don’t even have a dick and my dick hurts
Hurtkopain t1_j6hytwu wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
i had to go in an elevator to think about this one. It's wrung on so many levels.
kyleliner t1_j6hymb1 wrote
Reply to What did the peons at the jam factory say when asked if they needed to use the loo? by the_card_guy
This is one of the puns of all time.
ExtReMe1983 t1_j6hyig6 wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
And his favorite element?
Arrrrrrrgon!
No!
Wait!
GOLD.
qiuans2342 t1_j6hyif6 wrote
mikende51 t1_j6hxtot wrote
Well, he doesn't have thumbs, so no.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hxsrp wrote
Reply to comment by S-T-A-B_Barney in A newly married couple by comcphee
Wringadinged.
hwisunyoo t1_j6hxsk8 wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Sea four…
Ewetootwo t1_j6hxfjd wrote
Reply to comment by J_S_M_K in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Hey the Jets not having won predates Canada period. Long time …
Grammar-Notsee_ t1_j6hxcg2 wrote
Reply to What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
Edamarrrgh.
cordovesjr t1_j6hx9t8 wrote
Bitter-Ad5765 t1_j6hx6q7 wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
Impressive
DeepNeedleworker4388 t1_j6hx4d6 wrote
The drink was called Absolut Kelvin.
Odd-Nectarine6250 t1_j6hx46w wrote
Reply to comment by PanicGod69 in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
Heard the same thing but NZ
jdbsplashum t1_j6hwycz wrote
Reply to comment by auctor24 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
The Winnipeg Jets ice hockey team
TheDoomsdayCello t1_j6hwy52 wrote
Reply to comment by Brandy_Randy in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
It's very arrogant of you to judge German culture.
LOTRouter t1_j6i0q3n wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
I was confused by the vacuum manufacturers claim that their product sucked more than their competitors.