Recent comments in /f/Jokes
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Reply to comment by zen-shen in A newly married couple by comcphee
Too small, turned into the light switch
drwinstonoboogy t1_j6hwakd wrote
Reply to comment by i_needahero in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
No worries. We've all been there!
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hw6iy wrote
Reply to comment by TheJelliestFish in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
hahahhaha
i_needahero t1_j6hw5nh wrote
Reply to comment by drwinstonoboogy in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Lmao, I never would have got it without this explanation, thank you!
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Reply to comment by TheDoomsdayCello in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
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hairybogwoppit t1_j6hvrad wrote
Reply to comment by Grumpybastard61 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I wonder if there's been anyone born with three todgers?
False_Vanguard t1_j6hvpkd wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
0% of married couples would call their penises "junk".
S-T-A-B_Barney t1_j6hvn4n wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A newly married couple by comcphee
*wrung
lokoston t1_j6hvkgh wrote
Reply to A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
Very unexpected punch line. Funny.
Legnd20Devin t1_j6hvjo6 wrote
Reply to comment by Chromeboy12 in A newly married couple by comcphee
Ah damn.
ProlapsedAnus127 t1_j6hvjbu wrote
Reply to comment by jcmatthews66 in I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
I definitely didnt.
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Reply to comment by MistraloysiusMithrax in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
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BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6hv60a wrote
Reply to comment by zwinky588 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Bison and buffaloes are two completely different animals.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6hv3pd wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Either way, whenever I told this joke, the ships were purple and black. Or rather, carrying purple and black paint.
fidgetiegurl09 t1_j6huqcu wrote
Reply to comment by Webcat86 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Nick Offerman has one of the best giggles.
MajorLobon69 t1_j6hupdv wrote
Reply to comment by minemaster3651 in A newly married couple by comcphee
This made me laugh WAY more than the joke and way more than it should of
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Reply to comment by sand-man11 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
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MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j6hun5z wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
A blonde police officer sees another blonde buzzing at a streetlight.
They ask the other blonde “what are you doing, ma’am?”
The other blonde answers, “I’m trying to buzz my friend’s apartment to call him down, but he’s not answering.”
The blonde officer points at the light with obvious confusion. “But he must be home since the lights are on!”
madbabe92 OP t1_j6huiv9 wrote
Reply to comment by Brandy_Randy in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
hahahahahhaha
madbabe92 OP t1_j6huf28 wrote
Reply to comment by bleachedgasshole in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
omg this comment made my day hahahah thx
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hubr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Dr_Rapier in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Dein Kommentar? ;)
madbabe92 OP t1_j6huao0 wrote
Reply to comment by druu222 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
hahhahahahahah
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hu8ey wrote
Reply to comment by iLaughWhenKidsFall in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Austrian actually xD but yeah
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hws1o wrote
Reply to comment by pjbwclaw in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
haha that’s pretty funny!