Recent comments in /f/Jokes
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hu3pk wrote
Reply to comment by spritelessg in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Knocking is a very good idea! Also they are equally „stupid“ so no sexism here. Rather the joke is that you first think it’s sexist but then make A turn to it being NOT ;)
DeepNeedleworker4388 t1_j6hu10l wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
The gear shift is a little stiff.
madbabe92 OP t1_j6htohb wrote
Reply to comment by MistraloysiusMithrax in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
omg thank you! This is genius! Only thing is the police officer is the one person who acknowledges that the friend must be home which makes them both equally silly! How would you write that?
Ohhh and yes the city apartment should be included that is a good point!
RactainCore t1_j6ht7fr wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
Does no one do the sock squeeze? It seems a lot better than just shaking, in my experience.
RealDonSquirrel t1_j6hs63m wrote
Reply to comment by Calavente in Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872
Nope, before :)
jcmatthews66 t1_j6hquta wrote
Reply to I have just found out that my boss has been telling people that I hallucinate by ArcTan_Pete
Bet you saw that coming
sharrrper t1_j6hqivn wrote
My favorite suggestion I ever heard was they should announce a sequel and then just re-release the original.
MtPollux t1_j6hqguv wrote
Reply to comment by LittleDragon650 in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
It's a line from a Rolling Stones song.
GwonWitcha t1_j6hqg3c wrote
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Ewetootwo t1_j6hq8do wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq7yu wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
gmroybal t1_j6hq7rf wrote
Reply to comment by what-do-you-expect in A newly married couple by comcphee
Is that a dick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq7et wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq6su wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq69g wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq5te wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
what-do-you-expect t1_j6hq5td wrote
Reply to comment by gmroybal in A newly married couple by comcphee
the elites dont want you to know this but the dicks at the park are free, you can take them home. I have 458 dicks at home
Clue_Loose t1_j6hq4rf wrote
Everyday I wake up check my phone and see this same joke posted.
TheVoiceOfTheMeme t1_j6hpyo3 wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
-Lee Harvey Sexwald
Ewetootwo t1_j6hpkh4 wrote
gmroybal t1_j6hpjbm wrote
Reply to comment by ella_mataco in A newly married couple by comcphee
If you find one, you can keep it
Ellisdee_420 t1_j6hpiqs wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Greg lemond
Koroelyz_arts OP t1_j6hp3g8 wrote
Reply to comment by trapperjohn3400 in Make me haha and I'll turn it into a 4 panel comic by Koroelyz_arts
HAHHAHA now that's original! I'm tempted to do this one (˃̣̣̥▽˂̣̣̥)
madbabe92 OP t1_j6hu6bf wrote
Reply to comment by MistraloysiusMithrax in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
exactly that’s what I’d should say in the joke probably hahahah I should have included that!