Nonstopdrivel t1_j6ho311 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 12:01 PM

Reply to comment by Diggdador in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

The friend thinks the man is asking him if he wants to give the man fellatio, and the friend says yes, but he asks the man not to punch him in the face first.

In reality, of course, the man is asking the friend if he wants to get fellatio from the gorilla.

Infinitelyodiforous t1_j6hmtk9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:47 AM

Reply to comment by ArcherA87 in A newly married couple by comcphee

Pantsless Boredom is my new band name. Dibs

seavisionburma t1_j6hmc81 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:41 AM

Reply to comment by rimjobnemesis in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

I agree. I found this rather humorous too.

[deleted] t1_j6hmbw5 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:41 AM

Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo

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kittendaddy65 t1_j6hlkk8 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:32 AM

Reply to a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

Und wie geht der Witz auf Deutsch?

GeneOtheGreen t1_j6hl3xk wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:26 AM

Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

He apologized. Honor amongst Thieves and all

Crafty-Strength1626 t1_j6hkujm wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:22 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Can't believe the film groundhog Day came out 30 years ago

R0nos t1_j6hkjms wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:19 AM

Reply to comment by BaddTuna in You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype

This joke

yousmellandidont t1_j6hjxcf wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Can't think of anything worse than having to repeat the same day over again

unripenedboyparts t1_j6hjv2z wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:10 AM

Reply to comment by CrazyOkie in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003

But...the post is about farting and opening a window. These are quite unrelated.

ShoddyWin794 t1_j6hjppo wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:08 AM

Reply to comment by minemaster3651 in A newly married couple by comcphee

The ol' dick twist

auctor24 t1_j6hjis2 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 11:05 AM

Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

Don't live in America but this joke made me feel awfully sorry for whatever team is the Jets.

drwinstonoboogy t1_j6hitq6 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:56 AM

Reply to comment by P_Collector in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

It's a pun. Where's sounds the same as wear. As is to wear something down. Hope this helps.

Z26Lennon t1_j6hiijj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:51 AM

Reply to comment by Z26Lennon in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

Downvote me all u want this joke sucks ass

Calavente t1_j6hi5u7 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:47 AM

Reply to Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872

very fun :) but canonically, J walked on water.. after the crucifiction...

P_Collector t1_j6hhpy9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:40 AM

Reply to comment by theo1905 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

I don’t get this. Soap and not hearing right is where my brain is going, and the urban legend that too much masturbation affects your hearing, but I may be overthinking this.

GenesisWorlds t1_j6hh9kd wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:34 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Fun Fact about the movie Groundhog Day. Brian Doyle Murray, one of Bill Murray's lesser known Siblings, was also in the movie. In the 90s version of The Jungle Book, called The Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, Brian Doyle Murray voiced Baloo. So both Bill and Brian were in Groundhog Day, and both voiced Baloo in The Jungle Book.

APOPHIS2508 t1_j6hgzll wrote on January 30, 2023 at 10:30 AM

Reply to comment by trixterpro77 in A newly married couple by comcphee

The trixter has been tricked, the towel doesn't know what wringing is, and unripenedboyparts is, well, reading jokes about "ripened" boy parts AND has an NSFW account....

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