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TheSpudFather t1_j6he2d6 wrote
Reply to comment by abizern in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
By Jasper carrot - about 1979-1980 - talking about his new girldfriend.
idonttalkatallLMAO t1_j6hdz7u wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A newly married couple by comcphee
No, you do
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Reply to comment by Timedoutsob in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
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PanicGod69 t1_j6hdcl0 wrote
Reply to comment by Worth-Cauliflower-67 in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
Just like the old joke goes: The Welsh created condoms by using sheep guts.
The English improved the idea by taking them out of the sheep first.
trashacct8484 t1_j6hd6rk wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
To each their own, I guess.
aggressive_celery_ t1_j6hd355 wrote
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hcnf6 wrote
Reply to comment by trashacct8484 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
>is sexiest. The rest of the joke is sexiest as well
I disagree. There's nothing sexy about sexism.
neveramonsterinlaw t1_j6hby06 wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
change the last part to the bengals won the super bowl -.-
anarchodenim t1_j6hbwvv wrote
IOW, gay?
MLXIII t1_j6hbtzz wrote
Reply to comment by Assfrontation in A newly married couple by comcphee
Well yeah. All work and no play is just dumb
theo1905 t1_j6hbqum wrote
Reply to comment by IQRocker in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
.. reminds me of.... two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" The other says.. "it does, doesn't it?"
RanCestor t1_j6hbplp wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Jesus, these jokes that include a sentence beginning with "A gorilla is also..."
Js_sampson t1_j6hbm4j wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Rework of a Bernard manning joke about a pet crocodile and a plank of wood
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hbhqw wrote
Reply to comment by TheUltimateP1e in A newly married couple by comcphee
*wrought
trixterpro77 t1_j6hbgcl wrote
Reply to comment by unripenedboyparts in A newly married couple by comcphee
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled
CrispedWaffle t1_j6hbg1b wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
I thought they were gonna be ducks tbh. That was a good one lol
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hbdpx wrote
Reply to comment by YoniDaMan in A newly married couple by comcphee
No, you do.
unripenedboyparts t1_j6hbczb wrote
Reply to comment by trixterpro77 in A newly married couple by comcphee
Look at their username, they're messing with you lol
Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss t1_j6hb0ob wrote
A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said: ‘Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.’
‘I haven’t got them,’ said the man.
‘Why not?’ asked the surgeon. ‘This is 2023, we’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn’t you bring the fingers?’
The man said: ‘I couldn’t pick them up.’
LittleDragon650 t1_j6haf0i wrote
What does get off my cloud mean?
trapperjohn3400 t1_j6haehq wrote
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Bunny hops up to turtle
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Bunny "I'm ready for the race rematch, and this time I'm gonna win!"
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Turtle "You know you're just gonna get distracted again and I'm gonna win!"
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Bunny showing pill bottle "Now that I'm treating my ADHD you're in for a run for your money"
Completely OC, came up with for your challenge
Assfrontation t1_j6ha6qk wrote
Reply to comment by MLXIII in A newly married couple by comcphee
eh 3 seems fine too
tarkuspig t1_j6h9o09 wrote
Reply to comment by Worth-Cauliflower-67 in How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
coughs Aberdeen
YoniDaMan t1_j6h9np8 wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in A newly married couple by comcphee
No, you deserve more upvotes
unripenedboyparts t1_j6he63a wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
But...log is dog with an l, which is like dog but crossed with the word leg. Log has more leg than dog does.
I don't know why my brain is trying to treat this joke like a word puzzle.