You're not supposed to admit that a joke is funny on r/jokes

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Well done

So glad he wasn't canceled yet

Told to me by a doctor friend:

Patient walked in with stool sample he was asked to bring. Full size horlicks bottle, about 1 kg.

I disagree with him this was funny

Finding you pooped while farting is more funnier. Of course, for other. Especially when in you are in queue.

Bad news! Closed casket funeral. Good news? Save some money making the casket six inches shorter

when you twist a wash cloth or towel to get the water to squeeze out of it.

Marjane Satrapi's newly weds dick joke in Persepolis was better. You have to read the comic though, it's a visual one.

The whole thing is worth a read anyway

I would think it would be "Have as many girlfriends as your wife thinks you have"

I’m wringing my hands reading this

yw

oh I see, thank you

“Wringing it out” means twisting it to dry it as if it were a soaking wet towel.

Edit: Ironically, towel is part of your username but I didn’t see it til after I posted.

squeeze it and rotate the ends opposite directions to get the liquid out of somethibg like a wet rag

what does wring mean

adter you piss you wring your cock out like a rag instead of shaking it off,

what does wringling mine out mean

His job is to screw people out of their money, screwing here has lost it’s novelty

I don't get it 😭

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming anyway. Same with a deaf dog.

i cringed and don’t even have a dick

My hyper-catholic friend said he’s going celibate till marriage. Commend the homie. Not even a wank

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