Recent comments in /f/Jokes

ulfgoatrider t1_j6gwu01 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 6:01 AM

Reply to comment by TheNobleDez in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

Lucky. I wish I'd only ever read this joke twice.

S1eepyZ t1_j6gw0dc wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

Not only did he freeze hell over, he flooded it with 100% humidity.

Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu t1_j6gvyrs wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:51 AM

Reply to comment by psicobab in A newly married couple by comcphee

I mean yeah but this is a joke

Worth-Cauliflower-67 t1_j6gvv5o wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

HEY! As a Scotsman, I feel the need to point out that it’s the WELSH who fuck sheep. We just get drunk and beat each other

Legnd20Devin t1_j6gvkse wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:47 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in A newly married couple by comcphee

Love how a simple comment gets downvotes. Wtf

popcorn-johnny t1_j6gvgub wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:46 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

I feel like the comment section gets better at it each time this gets posted.
OO, maybe this was an important one.

loonylam45 t1_j6gv402 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM

Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

Funny

pjbwclaw t1_j6gv28t wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:42 AM

Reply to comment by berkleysquare in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

Wrong. It’s not empty. It’s full of all the German Humor in the world

jdmjdmjdm t1_j6gtvfz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:30 AM

Reply to comment by Jackrwood in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Best wit of the day, out in the weeds, cheers

Russc70 t1_j6gtsjj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:29 AM

Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

Version I heard was a lion tamer and a grandmother.

DJWGibson t1_j6gtdyj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:25 AM

Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

Careful with that joke, it’s an antique.

MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j6gt87e wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:23 AM

Reply to comment by cruddySidewall511 in A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed

JakeXWoods t1_j6gt2qb wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:21 AM

Reply to What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715

Peckers

SecretSession7303 t1_j6gswcq wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:20 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

Don't drive angry.,.

SnowseaGames t1_j6grvr5 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Reply to comment by sadArtax in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

The Office had an episode where they went to Winnipeg, too. I guess it's the butt of a lot of "where the fuck is that?" jokes.

rathavoc t1_j6grqwl wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:09 AM

Reply to comment by SouthernZorro in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

Here’s Conor Oberst (legend) telling this joke: https://youtu.be/lZonVaph768

sadArtax t1_j6grqqv wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Reply to comment by SnowseaGames in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

Winnipeg gets all sorts of random shoutouts; several episodes of the Simpsons, that time the docs in Grey's anatomy liased with st. Boniface hospital, she- hulk went on a date with a guy banned from Winnipeg. It's kind of funny how much is just randomly mentioned in pop culture.

JackdawMiles t1_j6grpe1 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Reply to What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715

Tits, cock, swallow

Maximum-Valuable8646 t1_j6grnn4 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:08 AM

Reply to comment by Diggdador in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

The expectation is that the friend would like to try receiving a blow job from the gorilla. However, the friend’s response makes it seem that he is more interested in giving the first guy a blow job than receiving one from the gorilla.

NorvalMarley t1_j6grjpb wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:07 AM

Reply to comment by SouthernZorro in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

I saw Funkhauser tell this joke on a documentary and I tell it all the time too!

Mysterious_Variety76 t1_j6gr9oy wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:04 AM

Reply to What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt

Make me One with all

Robbedeus t1_j6gr7w9 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:03 AM

Reply to A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo

The game is they only need to pay if they don't know the answer to the other's question. So why would she suddenly need to pay the lawyer 500 dollars?

Don't think the joke makes sense like this.

clearlybaffled t1_j6gqv3c wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:00 AM

Reply to comment by BigPZ in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

r/theydidthemath

Hayleyyjade69 t1_j6gq9m6 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:55 AM

Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood

Right. It was blah blah blah all go to a nightclub. Funny joke though. I liked the jumper cable one underneath too. It fit well. 😂

D0fus t1_j6gpkh4 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.