Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Comprehensive-Sun-78 t1_j6gp7ob wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
Dani-Sus t1_j6gp5f1 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
have my upvote and get the fuck out of here
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6goya7 wrote
Reply to comment by KanaHemmo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
lol I guess I didn’t pay close enough attention, when I cribbed the first part of the joke. Anyhow, it’s obvious to me this attempt sucked
Geoff300 t1_j6golyo wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I think Wayne is taking it to her five-hole tonight.
KanaHemmo t1_j6gohrg wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
It just doesn't really make sense, the blonde doesn't have to pay anything since she gave the lawyer five dollars already
Pants1776 t1_j6gohhj wrote
Reply to comment by Tueks in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Fuck I don't know ........ AAAAHHHHHHHHH
duddun2000 t1_j6gogwd wrote
Reply to comment by markonedublyew in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It is pure dumb Luc that all these names fit in here so conveniently.
TheJelliestFish t1_j6gocqw wrote
I'm just imagining her standing there making a buzzing noise like a bee
OptimusPrimel984 t1_j6go7xd wrote
It was a moment frozen in time.
5-MEO-D-M-T t1_j6gnsjf wrote
Reply to comment by eagleeyerattlesnake in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
The guy puked on his own suit, the guy next to him was offering his advice on how to get out of trouble.
vilidj_idjit t1_j6gnjxy wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
What irresponsible company releases clocks that utter such foul language?
anonny42357 t1_j6glz1z wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Mine is too. Extra annoyingly, it's a very specific purple that I'm pretty sure computers will never be able to replicate. Dioxizine purple. So pretty.
Mediocre-Many8872 t1_j6glmt1 wrote
You'll never be top gun with an inverted attitude like that
piper63-c137 t1_j6glkcw wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Good ole 126.
haamerhed t1_j6gku80 wrote
That's two thirds a pun...P U.
Mr_S_T_ t1_j6gkmib wrote
Couc??
Mediocre-Many8872 t1_j6gkdzj wrote
Reply to comment by jbaby1980 in Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
JFK downvoted you
UncertaintyPrince t1_j6gk4dz wrote
Get in ma belly!
NomadChief789 t1_j6gjqr6 wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
If you have to explain a joke, it didnt work
BaddTuna t1_j6gj3zh wrote
Reply to comment by FocusMaster in You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
This joke.
TheAdventOfTruth t1_j6giiy3 wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
This was funny.
rican74226 t1_j6gifr5 wrote
Reply to comment by jrtts in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
This is better than the joke
ChemistEconomy9467 t1_j6gibvy wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood
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UncertaintyPrince t1_j6ght96 wrote
Get off the babysitter, Joel.
Mental-Astronaut-664 t1_j6gphda wrote
Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood
Lol. Excellent.