Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BigPZ t1_j6ghdwy wrote
Wasn't he supposed to have been stuck like that for around 30 years?
nIBLIB t1_j6ghd8k wrote
Reply to comment by BioletVeauregarde33 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Drunk puked on himself. Guy said ‘you got $20 here’s the plan’. Drunk shit himself on the way home and improved the second $20. So the drunk had $40. But guy isn’t psychic. He just gave him the $20 plan and so that’s all he asked about.
No-Writer3446 t1_j6gh813 wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
The TdF is run in stages, not legs, so the joke doesn’t make sense. Regardless, it wouldn’t be funny
[deleted] t1_j6gh6nh wrote
Reply to comment by BlueEyedBlackOwl in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
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LeaderEnvironmental5 t1_j6ggngy wrote
Reply to comment by Gubbtratt1 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
No, it was the clock... Whose side are you on?
blue4029 t1_j6gg89q wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
good god, that must be painful....
Ivor-Toad t1_j6gfwsy wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
It probably stays in low gear at slow speed so the engine is revving higher.
Waitsfornoone t1_j6gf7oh wrote
It was!
Worth-Cauliflower-67 t1_j6gexyq wrote
Waitsfornoone t1_j6gew3h wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
... at least, that's the last thing the thief remembers.
zwinky588 OP t1_j6gejnb wrote
Reply to comment by steelgeek2 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Indeed it is. Figured everyone has heard the Bison one.
zwinky588 OP t1_j6gei5d wrote
Reply to comment by Timedoutsob in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Beep boop
Iamdyingfromthis t1_j6geg7l wrote
Reply to comment by Boolbabyy in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
There are 5 letters in the word "couch", each letter is 20% of the whole word. 20%*5= 100%. Losing 20% means losing 1 letter.
murphanduncas t1_j6ge0a0 wrote
I never knew buffalo lives such interesting lives.
SouthernZorro t1_j6gd2yh wrote
Reply to comment by Kat_GotYourTongue in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Thank you. I hate to explain jokes.
[deleted] t1_j6gc2js wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
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Jackrwood OP t1_j6gbz8l wrote
Reply to comment by ChemistEconomy9467 in Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood
How’s your jaw?
Chemical_Ad_6532 t1_j6gbr08 wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
A woman who doesn't.
Plane-Ad-1872 OP t1_j6gbqzm wrote
Reply to comment by troll7788 in Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872
Yes! Haha
Mediocre-Many8872 t1_j6gbdru wrote
This is so repetitive
BigPZ t1_j6gampj wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
I heard this joke 20 years ago but it was Toronto/the Leafs
harabanaz t1_j6gafvb wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
"Sorry, colleague, I didn't recognise you for a moment."
troll7788 t1_j6g9x6j wrote
Reply to Spiritual Magic Fail by Plane-Ad-1872
Nailed it!
AtlasShrugged- t1_j6g9tio wrote
Nancy??!
rimjobnemesis t1_j6ghqux wrote
Reply to How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? by creativecontrol
This is actually pretty good.