It was that part about being a co-owner. 😅

No problem

That makes more sense. Thanks.

Cole's Law in full effect on my burger

It was originally $20 because it was just puke. But it can be ascertained the guy had a second 20 on him and when hit shit himself decided to use the same line.

Poe’s Law in full effect here

The other guy asked, "do you have $20?" and then told him what to do. So he used his own $20 (actually $40) to convince his wife that another dude puked on him (and also pooped in his pants). Maybe he swung by an ATM or something.

I'm not a native speaker and don't get the joke. Is anybody kind enough to explain it to me, please?

If he was asking the guy if he had $20 and not giving him any more money, where did the other $20 come from?

That’s a pretty good joke!

Thank ya, a good friend of mine told it to me awhile back and it hit me pretty good haha

Is this one of the "woosh" things?

Haha nice!

Very good!

He was saying “hey dude if you have 20$ on you, just say someone else threw up on you & show her your 20$ saying it was given to you as an apology” not requesting 20$ for advice.

I thought it was only me

Drugs are bad mmmkay

A trio was playing golf. The third player tees off. Not a great shot, not long and far right. A passing seagull catches the ball and flies down the fairway. Lightning strikes the bird and it drops the ball. It ricochets off a tree, bounces onto the green and rolls into the cup. Hole in one.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ‟It is not that much fun when your dad plays with us.”

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Wow . . . this thread needs a proofreader ALREADY??? WTH, it's only 9:30!

Hard to believe something can suck for 3 decades

Um no. You are wrong. Thus has been well documented for decades, if not centuries. Your hatred towards animals you don't know makes you an embarrassment and I'd even argue a bad person. It's breed racism and it's despicable. Shush and respect gods creatures.

Because 20 + 20 = 40.

Rise and shine, Campers!

Why would it be $40?