Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g5bn7 wrote
... Is this because buffaloes and bison are two completely different animals?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g507s wrote
Reply to comment by BlueEyedBlackOwl in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Wouldn't it be $40?
Dunge0nMast0r t1_j6g4yjq wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
uproarus laughter
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6g4twd wrote
Reply to comment by WhatKindOfADeal in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Name another famous American bike racer, I’ll wait…
Edit: is Armdong a typo or did you do it on purpose? Either way, lol
SnowseaGames t1_j6g4rnk wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
A rare sighting of my hometown in the wild! The only reason anybody has heard about Winnipeg is because of hockey.
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6g4o3h wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Except for Lance Armdong
Noreaster0 t1_j6g3haz wrote
Show me De Mornay!
Professional-Pay-888 t1_j6g3gat wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Me too
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6g3d3m wrote
Reply to comment by Professional-Pay-888 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Thanks! I’m the first to acknowledge I have a weird sense of humor sometimes
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j6g38i8 wrote
Did the kid go to Buffalo University?
Professional-Pay-888 t1_j6g37u6 wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
I thought it was kinda funny
skateboard_pilot t1_j6g1mpa wrote
Reply to comment by Benjito_Radix in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Ahhhhhhh, I get it now. Thank you. I’ve heard this one in a similar fashion but it was set up a little better.
OldManOnFire t1_j6g18zg wrote
Reply to It was July 17, 1946 by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD
Great joke! Didn't see the punchline coming
Noreaster0 t1_j6g130n wrote
We’ll have our Phil of these jokes in a few days.
psicobab t1_j6g0zql wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
I can fathom people waiting for marriage, to have sex. But not even a bj? Work the bases? You know, getting handsy and all?
My15yAcctLost4Voting t1_j6g0nmi wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls
>!Sparky!<
Benjito_Radix t1_j6g0fp3 wrote
Reply to comment by skateboard_pilot in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
As I understand it, the guy asked his friend if he wanted to punch the gorilla for a blowjob, but the friend thought he asked him to give the blowjob, so he did not want to get punched in the face like the gorilla.
stpetesouza t1_j6g088a wrote
Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster
Busted spud
IntroductionKindly33 t1_j6fznmy wrote
Reply to comment by Branesergen in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Yep. That's where I heard it first, too. (And the temperature and humidity are a lot closer to Texas temperatures)
JosePrettyChili t1_j6fzl0l wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Not just his.
mojojojojo369 t1_j6fze06 wrote
If it was raining she’d be cinderbrella
nedlyest t1_j6fz99f wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
What does the cow say?
God damn it, your home at 4am and drunk again!
sand-man11 t1_j6fz3vd wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It’s brilliant.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g65h9 wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Don't make me cry!