Z26Lennon t1_j6fyy8z wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:34 AM

Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

Hella lame

cruddySidewall511 t1_j6fyshy wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:33 AM

Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood

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AcidBathVampire t1_j6fxnef wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM

Reply to comment by Reikko35715 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes

Lol! That's a good one!

wanderingmonster t1_j6fxlnw wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM

Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster

A commentator.

berkleysquare t1_j6fxie1 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:23 AM

Reply to comment by Gruffleson in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92

It's empty,I've been pranked!

redditorkenny t1_j6fwpea wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:18 AM

Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

Michael Scott

Wolfrattle t1_j6fwk7p wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:17 AM

Reply to Can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out 30 years ago.... by Jackrwood

They say we're young and we don't know.

Emergency_Tea6847 t1_j6fw6b0 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:14 AM

Reply to comment by ba-dum-psh in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

After reading this joke I went straight to this meme. I laugh every time I see this. “I’m..not..fucking…drunk” lol

enfarious t1_j6fvx4a wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:12 AM

Reply to I’m really in touch with my inner self today. by tintedslightly

Well that's pretty shitty

sujaysukumar t1_j6fv3pz wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:06 AM

Reply to A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen by mmotte89

He was rendered speechless!

Timedoutsob t1_j6fv0ha wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:05 AM

Reply to comment by Macca49 in It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. by Doblepos

In case anyone's not seen it

https://youtu.be/0CmaLgxLDE0

hsvsunshyn t1_j6fuqx2 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:03 AM

Reply to comment by RamblinMannequin in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588

The son was the cab driver.

Timedoutsob t1_j6fun21 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:03 AM

Reply to comment by steelgeek2 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588

Possibly bot accounts being made to get karma so they can spam elsewhere maybe?

dutchbob11 t1_j6fujji wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Reply to A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen by mmotte89

nope, I call shenanigans

he could no longer make any comment after he drank it

mexicanmorman t1_j6fuj87 wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

A guy gets pulled over by the cops. The cop sees a newspaper from Canada. “ you from Canada?” The cop asks. “ no way! Only 2 things that comes from Canada are whores and hockey players!” “ my wife is from Canada.” Says the cop. “ what team does she play for?”