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cruddySidewall511 t1_j6fyshy wrote
Reply to A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” by Jackrwood
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AcidBathVampire t1_j6fxnef wrote
Reply to comment by Reikko35715 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Lol! That's a good one!
wanderingmonster t1_j6fxlnw wrote
Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster
A commentator.
berkleysquare t1_j6fxie1 wrote
Reply to comment by Gruffleson in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
It's empty,I've been pranked!
redditorkenny t1_j6fwpea wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
- Michael Scott
Wolfrattle t1_j6fwk7p wrote
They say we're young and we don't know.
Emergency_Tea6847 t1_j6fw6b0 wrote
Reply to comment by ba-dum-psh in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
After reading this joke I went straight to this meme. I laugh every time I see this. “I’m..not..fucking…drunk” lol
enfarious t1_j6fvx4a wrote
Well that's pretty shitty
sujaysukumar t1_j6fv3pz wrote
He was rendered speechless!
Timedoutsob t1_j6fv0ha wrote
Reply to comment by Macca49 in It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. by Doblepos
In case anyone's not seen it
hsvsunshyn t1_j6fuqx2 wrote
Reply to comment by RamblinMannequin in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
The son was the cab driver.
Timedoutsob t1_j6fun21 wrote
Reply to comment by steelgeek2 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Possibly bot accounts being made to get karma so they can spam elsewhere maybe?
dutchbob11 t1_j6fujji wrote
nope, I call shenanigans
he could no longer make any comment after he drank it
mexicanmorman t1_j6fuj87 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
A guy gets pulled over by the cops. The cop sees a newspaper from Canada. “ you from Canada?” The cop asks. “ no way! Only 2 things that comes from Canada are whores and hockey players!” “ my wife is from Canada.” Says the cop. “ what team does she play for?”
steelgeek2 t1_j6fu62s wrote
Reply to comment by RamblinMannequin in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
One job and he didn't get that right.
Or is this an anti-joke?
DragonAtlas t1_j6fttbc wrote
Reply to comment by Macca49 in It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. by Doblepos
Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum!
Vast_Cricket t1_j6ftomr wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
He can empty it on the way from work.
mritz65 t1_j6ftmrk wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
You wasting everyone’s time with this joke
mritz65 t1_j6ftfki wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
Octopus tentacles
M996622F t1_j6ft06u wrote
Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster
Blind Retard?
solvedPoll427 t1_j6fsfi3 wrote
Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster
....divorced?
chaudharijitesh t1_j6fs6ra wrote
Reply to what do you call a poor potato? by BasghettiMonster
Isnt frenchman already a term for gay?
skateboard_pilot t1_j6fruws wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
I don’t get it
GACyberCool t1_j6fru6z wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Someone needs to compile all the jokes in this Reddit and put a number beside them for reference.
Z26Lennon t1_j6fyy8z wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Hella lame