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Huge-Name-6489 t1_j6frq7n wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
I think you should apologize for this joke-excusez excusez excusez
Hytyt t1_j6frfvv wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
In my part of the country it's Essex birds... My fiancéewould murder me if it made the joke though
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6fqwja wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Bike races are run in legs. A leg many times will end at the top of a hill, with the next leg going back down, especially with a race like the TdF
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j6fqeug wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
I don’t get the bike race one tho?
No_Witness9566 t1_j6fpy0c wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
When you're finished, it feels great.
[deleted] t1_j6fpi8a wrote
My boss says the actual quote like he thought of it himself.
ithorc t1_j6fpf93 wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
Try measuring it in kilometres
Soleserious OP t1_j6foy2r wrote
Reply to comment by JefftheDoggo in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This joke has nothing to do with a soccer player. You completely missed it I guess. Lol
JefftheDoggo t1_j6foty8 wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
His wife is referencing Messi, the soccer player. If instead of Gretzky he used messier, it would have been:
Messy, eh
No its me, Messier
PomegranateOld7836 t1_j6fooyl wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Then the cat says "to say I'm not dyin' would be fe-lyin'."
OatmealBeast t1_j6foop4 wrote
Reply to comment by Technical_Ad_8244 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
I was thinking. Every year. And every hockey season Canadians are lambasted with how good the Maple Leafs are going to be and how good they are. Kinda gets boring after the first couple seasons. Hahaha. Sorry for the rant. Hahaha.
Soleserious OP t1_j6fom4i wrote
Reply to comment by JefftheDoggo in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
The joke is with messier.
JefftheDoggo t1_j6foe60 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This would've worked best with Messier.
Mister_Moony t1_j6fnr39 wrote
Reply to comment by jrtts in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Thank you for making this post funny
LongjumpingBudget318 t1_j6fn9wf wrote
Reply to comment by unclesamtattoo in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Dug
LongjumpingBudget318 t1_j6fn0og wrote
Reply to comment by GuyNCothal in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
We had a pug chihuahua mix.
It was a very affection ankle biting lapdog.
Once you sat down and it was on your lap you were safe
until then ...
M_Looka t1_j6fmtqm wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
It doesn't matter because he won't come anyway...
Clue_Loose t1_j6fmn63 wrote
Reply to A newly married couple by comcphee
Here’s an upvote I think it deserves more
thespidersarmpit t1_j6fmjrh wrote
Reply to You know what sucks? by BassGSnewtype
A suck-u-bus
Exciting-Variation41 t1_j6fmd2c wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
No… the joke is what do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steel? Sparky…
SnooWords6102 t1_j6fm762 wrote
Reply to comment by spirallyBlue844 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Maybe they use Fahrenheit in Hell just to fuck with most of the people who end up there?
RamblinMannequin t1_j6flzmm wrote
Bison
jbaby1980 t1_j6fltil wrote
Reply to Funeral director takes his hearse to the mechanic, "My car gets really bad mileage." by cortanitch
Could be a blown head casket.
leonscum t1_j6flcj6 wrote
Reply to What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vender? by SD_yt
And after he ate it, he said. "Wanna rub my Budda belly?"
TheOccultSasquatch t1_j6frtov wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Ankara Messi!!