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Daggerbite t1_j6fgip1 wrote
Reply to comment by SnowyLocksmith in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
But first: nordvpn
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RetiredFromIT t1_j6ffhsg wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Nah. It's the way you told it.
MoogTheDuck t1_j6fffgb wrote
Famous-Example-8332 t1_j6ff6tj wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn’t matter, it’s not going come when you call it.
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borgcubecubed t1_j6ferbl wrote
Reply to comment by str85 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I’m curious, is Messier a name you knew then?
yevan t1_j6fehi4 wrote
Reply to comment by BureForSureEH in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Found the Vancouver fan
BassicNic t1_j6fegy0 wrote
Reply to comment by BassicNic in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
(I assume downvotes are due to Mark's testicle. Life comes at you fast.)
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6feg6g wrote
Reply to comment by alternative_drinks in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
That’s just like your opinion, man
Sundae_Gurl t1_j6feaap wrote
Reply to comment by mattfindlay_99 in what is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu dhabi? by olegkaplun
In the show The Flintstones, there’s an exclamation that goes something like “Yabba Dabba Dooo!”
Ok_Duck_9338 t1_j6fe91a wrote
Reply to comment by Fyrentenemar in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Chinese crested are a suffering fake breed but ok for the allergy sufferers.
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6fe6nm wrote
Reply to comment by khkeric in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
That last line is the punchline
Ok_Duck_9338 t1_j6fe1ly wrote
Reply to comment by GuyNCothal in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
They tend to find you.
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6fdy5v wrote
Reply to comment by boysilver7777 in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
His answer is correct, yours doesn’t make sense
Edit: technically it’s correct, but the bike race one is better
hoosyourdaddyo OP t1_j6fdt2e wrote
Reply to comment by wellOverturn in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Did you read the joke, man? All that 90’s shit was taken out
karimamin t1_j6fd33c wrote
Reply to comment by PawLoverXP in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
I know that. The issue is that she knew because she got up because the clock went off. Every hour!
Glad_Leave3920 t1_j6fd2yh wrote
Reply to comment by Jewish_man24 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I don't understand how they picked my name, it looks like people picked their own names.... thank you for letting me know I've been going crazy trying to figure out how to change it
karimamin t1_j6fcx8u wrote
Reply to comment by 2beatenup in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
No, I just don't like bad jokes unlike yourself
Jewish_man24 t1_j6fc26j wrote
Reply to comment by Glad_Leave3920 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You can't
DarkEnergy27 t1_j6fbt1i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A guy walks into a bar... by unselfishdata
The joke got deleted and that's what it said I believe
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Reply to comment by MakesMyHeadHurt in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
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Reply to a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
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