Recent comments in /f/Jokes
onairmastering t1_j6ew0qm wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Mom said it's my turn to repost this tomorrow.
Emptydialogue t1_j6evya5 wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
This is not a joke. This is a mantra.
Luke_low t1_j6evkij wrote
Reply to comment by Rdders in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
Yeah, prolly was....
charmorris4236 t1_j6evdzg wrote
Reply to comment by MistraloysiusMithrax in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
This is a good adaptation. Except it should be blonde #1 saying she doesn’t think he’s there, and blonde police saying that he must be home. That way they both have a blonde moment.
Bcruz75 t1_j6evbjj wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Imagine my first Avs game in Denver, I look at my date and say "who's that Roy guy in net".
BassicNic t1_j6ev2g0 wrote
Reply to comment by Drs83 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Bcruz75 t1_j6euvgk wrote
Reply to comment by str85 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Got any Foppa cards?
FunWeight2805 t1_j6euqt4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Anything you want, still won't come home.
Blue_is_da_color t1_j6eujpu wrote
Reply to comment by No-Wonder1139 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Fuck you, Reilly. Fight me, see what happens
onairmastering t1_j6eucae wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Why the warning?
SladeWade t1_j6eu3yg wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This joke just made my day. You should totally share this with /r/NHL
DaniDDL t1_j6etyqm wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
“Why would you call a dog with no legs? It can’t come to you anyway” is how I heard the joke.
Brief_Pirate2111 t1_j6etoga wrote
Reply to comment by mrben77 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
I’ve never seen a joke hijacked before
Comprehensive-Dig165 t1_j6etnfj wrote
Reply to comment by KarmicComic12334 in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
They can ride in them, just not operate them. I did construction alongside Amish carpenters
james--FranCO OP t1_j6etmdo wrote
Reply to comment by LoneCasualty99 in What do you call it when apples have a heart-to-heart talk? by james--FranCO
Thanks! Lol I just randomly thought of it when I saw the word 'correspondence'
anonny42357 t1_j6et9te wrote
Reply to comment by TerseSun in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
LOL thanks. Things that tie science and art together entertain me. I also love that my favourite colour isn't real.
ShoulderLucky7985 t1_j6esv1h wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nothing he’s not coming anyway
Wienerbandit69 t1_j6esjn3 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
I’ve definitely heard this for the Vikings as well.
[deleted] t1_j6escm3 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
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Buck_Thorn t1_j6es481 wrote
Reply to comment by PerspectiveActive218 in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
It is a joke of a joke.
[deleted] t1_j6erje3 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
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GIANTBABOON t1_j6ereel wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
"every non smoking vegetarian...still dies."
DeadwoodNative t1_j6erc13 wrote
At least they didn’t die a violet death
sashaaa123 t1_j6er7u4 wrote
Reply to comment by str85 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Isn't hockey somewhat popular in Sweden? I'm from Italy and I don't know anyone who watches or plays hockey
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6ewf30 wrote
Reply to comment by Bcruz75 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Lol....😂😂😂 SAME! who in their right mind would name the boy Roy?!?
Want want waa (Roy)!