Recent comments in /f/Jokes
jrtts t1_j6eq6s1 wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
did an AI write this?
Because something seems AI-mish.
mazzotta70 t1_j6eq6q8 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Call it whatever you want. It's not going to come to you.
BlueEyedBlackOwl t1_j6eq4hg wrote
Reply to comment by eagleeyerattlesnake in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
He wasn’t offering him a solution for $20, he was saying if drunk dude had $20 he could say it was given to him as an excuse.
Brief_Pirate2111 t1_j6eq3rd wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I actually had to visualize a dog with no legs with its tongue out looking all happy, next to a log, and say yes I would call it a log
Sonabaybeach t1_j6eq0oa wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Shouldn’t it be he cums all over HER face, and SHE responds “Messy eh?”
To which he responds “no it’s me Wayne”
str85 t1_j6eq00q wrote
Reply to comment by sashaaa123 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I'm a Swedish person who has zero interest in sports really, i could probably name 20+ NHL players from the 90s and all teams... Reason, those damn hockey cards we all collected. Pokemon wasn't really invented when I was that age but the need to collect cards was strong.
Not sure why I'm sharing this life story btw...
PerspectiveActive218 t1_j6eppqb wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Also "why bother?"
Wide_Conflict9235 t1_j6eppox wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Holy shit, thanks for a great laugh! 😂😂
ThirdI042 t1_j6epozl wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Doesn't matter what you call him. He's not gonna come when you call.
PerspectiveActive218 t1_j6epjng wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
The worst half.
PerspectiveActive218 t1_j6epgig wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
How is this a joke?
Brief_Pirate2111 t1_j6epgft wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
It’s pretty good except for the farenheit. Cmon man
mattfindlay_99 t1_j6eo6a5 wrote
Can someone please explain the joke
iambluest t1_j6enzs7 wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
This is more of a funny story. Try working on it over at r/funny
Buck_Thorn t1_j6en7q3 wrote
Reply to comment by KarmicComic12334 in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
The first of many "whys" for this joke.
awobabob19 t1_j6en6v1 wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Got a Welsh man, a scot, an Irish man and a northern Irish man but no English man?
Buck_Thorn t1_j6en595 wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Naw... dead cats do nothing for me. Sorry.
Buck_Thorn t1_j6emtz8 wrote
Reply to comment by Pholderz in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Nope.
red_piper222 t1_j6emo79 wrote
Reply to comment by Gruffleson in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
That’s brilliant
hatemintchocolate t1_j6eml2b wrote
Reply to comment by chemical_oink in what is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu dhabi? by olegkaplun
Thanks, I would never have gotten it without seeing the additional Os.
Dave5876 t1_j6emaea wrote
Reply to comment by Gruffleson in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
It's no laughing matter.
Jojall t1_j6elzs4 wrote
Reply to comment by EduK8_ in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
True, that is the character he plays on TV.
Soundsgoodtosteve t1_j6elrl6 wrote
ironbatman778 t1_j6el71e wrote
A cockatoo.
Technical_Ad_8244 t1_j6eqmby wrote
Reply to comment by OatmealBeast in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
But just for the next 5 months.