Recent comments in /f/Jokes
TeelaOMalley t1_j6ekl3v wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
" , a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, ..."
lavaeater t1_j6ekb1y wrote
Reply to comment by mr_lab_rat in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Very nice!
SnooHobbies1293 t1_j6ejuvd wrote
Actually, they only stole 1/7th of "my couch"
TheTree_43 t1_j6ejuep wrote
Reply to comment by BluePhantom32 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It definitely works better with Gretzky and Moose because of the Canadian "eh"
Certain_Month_8178 t1_j6eju99 wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
You just aren’t telling it right
adam4231 t1_j6ejg36 wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
They both send you to sleep
eagleeyerattlesnake t1_j6eiqoj wrote
Reply to comment by SouthernZorro in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Why did the other guy ask if the first guy had $20? Shouldn't he have given the guy $20 instead?
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6eikp4 wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Amish, not Finnish...
YayGilly t1_j6eigqv wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
I was thinking about this joke yesterday!! Thamks for sharing it..i couldnt remember the punchline..its adorable..
AlphaWhelp t1_j6eicnx wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
"everyone has a plan until they get cum on the face"
Mike Tyson
CorruptedRedditer t1_j6ei7i0 wrote
Reply to comment by WhatKindOfADeal in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nooooo A! Don't cut down the tree!
tibbles1 t1_j6ehuyc wrote
Reply to comment by OIL_99 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Onl
red_piper222 t1_j6ehojw wrote
Reply to comment by derrpinger in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Upvote for Jethro Tull content
Reikko35715 t1_j6eheap wrote
Reply to comment by Sludgenet in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
I heard "I'll hold him for you"
Drakeskulled_Reaper t1_j6eh63e wrote
Reply to comment by Elemental_Secrets in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
They should've put him in contact with the girl who drank Gasoline, they'd have hit it off.
DABailey85 t1_j6egg3u wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A dog with no legs is a hotdog.
Dr_Rapier t1_j6egae9 wrote
Lazy and offensive
faul und beleidigend
marysuewashere t1_j6efokw wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Stay
StickyPornMags t1_j6efbnr wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
you go to where you think the cum is going to be
PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER t1_j6efa0o wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
No one will laugh because they haven't heard that one yet!
Khitkp t1_j6ef48x wrote
Reply to comment by The_Automobilist in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Lucky lady
Mike-T_B t1_j6eemhq wrote
Reply to comment by ImNoScientician in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Well fries aren't American
gregorschilling t1_j6edzt4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Bump
83-pike_stick t1_j6edyju wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You call them matt
bigFatBigfoot t1_j6ekly3 wrote
Reply to comment by eagleeyerattlesnake in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Why would he give him his own money in real life?