Recent comments in /f/Jokes
The_Automobilist t1_j6edrrk wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
That's what she said?
The_Automobilist t1_j6edoxt wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
12 sentence horror
Khitkp t1_j6edj32 wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Guess the cats out of the bag?
This is what happens when Amish people and tech mix?
Boolbabyy t1_j6ecx68 wrote
I don’t get it
anatolytarnavsky t1_j6eceh4 wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
Sigh
Zygarde718 t1_j6ececp wrote
Reply to comment by MrMinigrow in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
I bed that will go well.
hibiscustoo t1_j6eccg5 wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
You know what they say...It's not the first kiss that's important it's the first fart.
NotOficerP t1_j6ebxft wrote
Reply to comment by Mike-T_B in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Judging the entire industry of a federation just because you bought a shitty car is not good. Most of the factories there are owned by different corporations and private industries. The quality of a single car can not speak for all the cars, or everything else there
Edit: and the houses are like cardboard boxes because they need to be as cheap as they can to be rebuilt as fast as possible, because of the environmental conditions there. And they can't just make concrete houses as that would have a minimal effect of protection. Just look at Florida.
clearlybaffled t1_j6ebtrb wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
But hell does freeze over every year!
Hell, MI that is
wmakkers t1_j6ebq48 wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
My 600 pound life: episode 23
SoTerribleOpinions t1_j6ebkj4 wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
Sounds like a curse.
gdubs62523 t1_j6ebk6e wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
what? why? hahaha
[deleted] t1_j6eb768 wrote
mr_lab_rat t1_j6eb35h wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
LOL, I thought it was gonna go in the other direction. Looks up and says "yeah, looks just like him"
sarphinius t1_j6eaybr wrote
Reply to comment by wrenchbenderornot in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Gotta work on your timing
SnarfbObo t1_j6earcc wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
You gonna finish?
SnarfbObo t1_j6eaq03 wrote
Reply to comment by Pholderz in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Half a joke, :-(
Jackrwood t1_j6eao15 wrote
Jesus Christ walks into a bar...
He spots a Russian man with a glass of water. He asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." Jesus waves his hands and behold! The glass is changed to wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes into the bar and sees the same man. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus again changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, now you surely believe?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
On the third day, Jesus enters the bar and approaches the Russian. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian looks up "If i say I believe, will you just leave my vodka alone today?"
GuyNCothal t1_j6eaatw wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I am only scared of Chihuahuas. I haven't found a pitbull that was mean
Pholderz t1_j6ea8ti wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Can anyone make sense of this?
Stewbacca18 t1_j6ea0xt wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nothing, it won’t come
FriedBologna_ t1_j6e9vvx wrote
Reply to comment by McSuds in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
r/frogs
Opposite_Book_1767 t1_j6e9bqo wrote
Kingfisher
peter_the_martian t1_j6e9bme wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This joke had me laughing my Tikannen off
KarmicComic12334 t1_j6edrt6 wrote
Reply to Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Why are amish women in cars?