Recent comments in /f/Jokes
AdrianneNoir t1_j6e95ou wrote
Be glad that it wasn’t 19% 😉
lustrousSkinful t1_j6e8ks7 wrote
The old joke about Nebraska University football team: the N on the helmet stands for Nowledge.
Corona716 t1_j6e7ozv wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
They simply aren't. They are the most abused dogs in the the country. Ever met a person who was abused and later acted out? Should they be banned?? Trust me dear, I know dogs. You are just wrong. But since you seem to believe you know everything about how brains are wired, you must understand why yours is so small and hateful. I'm sorry if you've had a bad experience. Doesn't sound like it, seems you've just developed an opinion of disgust. To each their own. But don't encourage killing dogs you don't know. That's gross. They are God's creatures. Leave animals alone. All of them.
Your little chihuahua is actually more likely to bite than a pitty anyway. Actually
achihorek t1_j6e7ir9 wrote
Yeah, but ‟OP” stands for ‟Original” poster.
No-Information-1133 t1_j6e7bvg wrote
He’s fucked the rest of us already so no surprise that he’s stooped to this
Representative_Still t1_j6e75mf wrote
2beatenup t1_j6e707i wrote
Reply to comment by karimamin in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
You don’t g out much do ya
OkDirector9518 t1_j6e6sj8 wrote
Reply to comment by sand-man11 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call 2 guys with no legs hanging from a wall? Curt n' Rod
hellsruler337 t1_j6e6mzp wrote
NSA:
‟Bob, write his name down”
Waitsfornoone t1_j6e6gq9 wrote
This joke is rotten - everybody knows apples are just overpriced electronic devices.
sudo_mksandwhich t1_j6e62ww wrote
Reply to comment by karimamin in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
She woke up to the sound of him coming in. And subsequently the cuckoo clock told her it was (just before) 3am when he got home.
Rdders t1_j6e5wpx wrote
Reply to comment by Luke_low in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
He was tyred when he wrote this
HandsOnGeek t1_j6e5q83 wrote
[deleted] OP t1_j6e5ow1 wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
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Frenzied_Cow t1_j6e5hyn wrote
Reply to comment by DDelirium46 in What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
OP is your mother? What a small world.
Waitsfornoone t1_j6e56kf wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Wow! It's not he Detroit Lions anymore?
Things must be getting better in the D.
relevantPeleus516 t1_j6e4ugl wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
Clam-mydia
eggroll85 t1_j6e4se1 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
If he has no legs and steel balls you can call him "Sparky"
dada1218 t1_j6e4qwd wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
You called?
math_debates t1_j6e4kkk wrote
Reply to comment by StinkyLettuce in How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways only going to Bangkok.
ENaC2 t1_j6e4igp wrote
Reply to comment by Corona716 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Yeah, not like there are statistics or anything that give you more insight than personal experience. Sure, maybe calling it a breed in it’s self is a misnomer, but as a group they are a problem.
Spiritual_Track6266 t1_j6e4gg1 wrote
Reply to comment by tree-huggers in If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called... by stamp_of_approval
No this is carp. wink
VRDAN t1_j6e4eco wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? -Sparky
pinche-malinche t1_j6e4dgh wrote
Good thing it wasn’t 80%; I hear c-sections can be brutal.
CantRememberMyUserID t1_j6e9aa2 wrote
Reply to comment by Lanky-Ad5726 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
ELI5. Great Job.