Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Swiggy1957 t1_j6e3qjc wrote
Reply to comment by Megatea in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Sorry, Otto Kerr-Reckt was drunk last night. He slipped that in when I wasn't looking.
Yazamuto t1_j6e3o8s wrote
That was sofa king funny.
Anthony_Gibson t1_j6e3m33 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Anything you want to he/she still won't come to you
ReactionOk2953 t1_j6e3ltx wrote
Pulpable, fruitless tho.
super-me-5000 t1_j6e3baf wrote
Reply to comment by Idontcareabouttgus in What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
Whew, thanks, that's a stinker, 😄
judgementjake t1_j6e36d5 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Why was she so Bossy?
Idontcareabouttgus t1_j6e2sb2 wrote
Reply to comment by super-me-5000 in What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
Tony (toe-knee)
super-me-5000 t1_j6e2nsl wrote
Reply to comment by Idontcareabouttgus in What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
I'm afraid to ask but?
Corona716 t1_j6e29vs wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I'm guessing most of our "research" is dog experience amd not YouTube. I'm guessing differently for you. Mine is based in experience.
The "breed" is not the problem. Stop believing gossip you hear and listen to people who actually know what the heck they are talking about. You might learn something.
Like, for starters, did you know that "Pit Bull" is not a breed? It's actually a term that embraces a few different breeds. These dogs share similar characteristics, including High intelligence, trainability and ability to do damage (protect you) if needed. These attributes are what allow people to abuse them, train them to fight and make close-minded people think they are evil. They aren't. They are dogs. Nanny dogs in fact. Much more you could learn about them if you opened your mind and educated yourself.
3bugsdad t1_j6e27pt wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
God's natural joke.
Idontcareabouttgus t1_j6e264y wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Idontcareabouttgus t1_j6e23uj wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
Fsh
Soleserious OP t1_j6e1y8d wrote
Reply to comment by BrockVegas in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Nah man I’m in my 30’s don’t need that yet lol
DDelirium46 t1_j6e1upu wrote
Reply to What do you call a fish with no eyes? by [deleted]
You're mom
lazylion_ca t1_j6e1kyi wrote
Reply to comment by karimamin in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Imagine getting woken up every hour.
lazylion_ca t1_j6e1gtp wrote
Reply to comment by brianray76 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
You have a very sad outlook on life.
BrockVegas t1_j6e1fm2 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
For some reason, I just know that it is time for OP to schedule a colonoscopy...
Snifflessssss t1_j6e1cxy wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
a Hot Dog
[deleted] t1_j6e14je wrote
Reply to comment by adviceKiwi in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
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Emektro t1_j6e12er wrote
Reply to comment by dandroid126 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
r/usernamechecksout
Here’s your food sir
countermike1226 t1_j6e0xk0 wrote
I heard he likes it in the trunk
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j6e0ufp wrote
That joke - I seed it but I don’t believe it.
Sludgenet t1_j6e0snb wrote
Reply to comment by TammyL8 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
I heard it " you better pet him first"!
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j6e0s6k wrote
Reply to comment by wolfie379 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
BALLS OF STEEEEEEEL!!!
druu222 t1_j6e3y0o wrote
Reply to a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Eric Idle was being interviewed about the time Monty Python created an episode for German television entirely in spoken German.
He said that a couple executives from German television came to the Python crew at BBC, and said, "We'd like to make a proposal. You see, we don't have a sense of humor.... but we're led to understand that you do."