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bklynsnow t1_j6duct1 wrote
Reply to comment by Cheddre in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Fair.
Me_The_Misanthrope t1_j6dtl5e wrote
Did not seat that coming
Cheddre t1_j6dtg9l wrote
Reply to comment by bklynsnow in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
We’re on Reddit bro, we can’t make assumptions like this 😭😭
Vast_Cricket t1_j6dt9b7 wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
A realtor sending out solicitation service eMail by turning his PC clock backwards as he worked 2 AM in the morning looking for customers.
Drahanan32964 t1_j6dt3v4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A drag.
IQRocker t1_j6dt0nu wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Two nuns are cycling back to the priory along a cobbled street. One says, “I’ve never come this way before.” Her companion replies, “neither have I. It must be the cobbles.”
The_Liamster t1_j6dssvd wrote
Reply to comment by polo2327 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Basically there’s this huge scandal around the Met (London) Police in which officers have been accused of SA and harassment against multiple women. Also one officer murdered a young woman back in 2021
westanager t1_j6dsqj4 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A log
wrenchbenderornot t1_j6dsgrh wrote
Reply to comment by Yazer9977 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Just yell out “number 126!”
No-Wonder1139 t1_j6ds3nu wrote
Reply to comment by Pay-Homage in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Also they played together and for a time they were #1 and #2 in all time points. Jagr has since moved messier to #3.
nicunta t1_j6drxxe wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I laughed, read it to my boyfriend, then explained the context.
No-Wonder1139 t1_j6druxv wrote
Reply to comment by DeplorableKurt in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I seem to remember something in Gretzky's autobiography about the Moose and Gretzky's wife playing pranks on Wayne to make him think that it was happening.
DropsTheMic t1_j6drsmi wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I too watch sportsball and understand this joke.
Nickoru t1_j6drrww wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
He: "Of course we get a new one, darling! Already on it"!
Sonabaybeach t1_j6dro4m wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Is this actually a good joke in r/jokes?!
TheKnightBunnyBlue t1_j6drl8s wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I thought it was gonna be called a subwoofer
No-Wonder1139 t1_j6drkew wrote
Reply to comment by digitaleJedi in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Those are examples of colons, you all get Fs
No-Wonder1139 t1_j6drg2r wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Hey fuck you Shorsey
Jackalope_Sasquatch t1_j6drb8i wrote
Reply to comment by Initial_E in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
>Shit it’s either a countach or a testarossa
That's a totally different scene when he's looking at her countach, though...
OriginalLocksmith436 t1_j6dr6tp wrote
Reply to comment by brianray76 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Ooh... Okay...?
Jackalope_Sasquatch t1_j6dquly wrote
Reply to comment by SnowyLocksmith in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
The second sentence of which, before you've heard any content whatsoever, is "Don't forget to subscribe and click that Like button!!!!!!!"
OriginalLocksmith436 t1_j6dqsrd wrote
Reply to comment by TheNobleDez in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Was that an inside joke or do I need to go reread it again?
sanmanbx10 t1_j6dqkr9 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Why call him anything? He can't come to you when you call him
Webcat86 t1_j6dq11e wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Nah it’s the giggle
BureForSureEH t1_j6dueyp wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Fuck messier