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uthini_mfowethu t1_j6dpm8r wrote
Reply to comment by Emptydialogue in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
No I am
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_j6dosq2 wrote
Lol you pipped me to it
Lietenantdan t1_j6doru7 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Lieutenant dog
jonhurd279 t1_j6doic0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Hot dog.
annarich310 t1_j6doh9s wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Dead. I am dead.🤣
playinitrite t1_j6dof7c wrote
Saw a nice pair of hooters
CarelessTravel8 t1_j6do02d wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
🤣🤣🤣 Hell yes!!!
j4kefr0mstat3farm t1_j6dnzzg wrote
Reply to comment by Tifoso89 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
His long-time teammate, specifically
Artybait t1_j6dnt3h wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Lmao hahahaha
Gr8hound t1_j6dnpp4 wrote
Reply to comment by Yazer9977 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Looking forward to it
FFF_in_WY t1_j6dno71 wrote
Reply to comment by Gtp4life in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
God I love that movie
Amyx231 t1_j6dnhwc wrote
Reply to comment by Caravanshaker in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Oh lol
mrmdc t1_j6dnfdm wrote
Reply to comment by NotOficerP in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Right? I mean... Apple products are such fucking garbage.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6dn9c4 wrote
Reply to comment by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD in My disabled girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. by Substantial_Web_3924
Hahaha... But here you are..!
luckydice767 t1_j6dn28l wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I don’t think that one’s gonna be on a Gatorade ad any time soon
scifielder t1_j6dn0p5 wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
A woman goes to the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, I have a very serious problem."
"What is it?" he asks.
She answers, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The doctor asks, "What have you been doing about it?"
She replies, "I've been in the kitchen, snorting pepper."
GandalfMon t1_j6dn0k3 wrote
Reply to comment by Yazer9977 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
License granted.
captainzanypants t1_j6dn0ex wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Mat
LoneCasualty99 t1_j6dmytx wrote
I like this one. Good job op.
ImportedBavarian t1_j6dmszv wrote
OMD sang about Tesla girls decades ago.
idonotstutter t1_j6dmr2x wrote
Reply to comment by Which-Advertising323 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
If doing the scarn is gay , then i'm the biggest queer in the world!
ENaC2 t1_j6dmndu wrote
Reply to comment by Wonderful_Formal6130 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
“Do your research”. The mantra of people who get their research from YouTube videos and word of mouth. Regardless of what you’re saying, it’s a problem in the USA and the breed there should be banned, but you disagreed and made a statement that the breed isn’t the problem. Also, if the ban is overturned in Canada, where do you think most of them are coming from? USA probably. Let the lineage end.
hermacles t1_j6dmija wrote
He's a moth?
Delicious-Duck1782 t1_j6dm6ys wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Was going to suggest Coffey or Greek food. I'm really in the mood for Kalamata Bryzg-olives.
TammyL8 t1_j6dq07r wrote
Reply to Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
Reminds me of an old dad joke.
Two guys see a dog licking himself. The first guys says, “I sure wish I could do that.”
The second guy says, “He might bite you.”