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TheRockingDead t1_j6dl69f wrote
You can also probably skip the one about the guy who drilled a hole through solid rock so he could make love to it. It was boring.
Wonderful_Formal6130 t1_j6dl4fv wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Except that's been tried and failed. Idk where you live but I'm in Ontario. We've banned pits for nearly 20 years. They puts were just replaced with Dobermans, Rottweilers, Corso, etc.
The ban is now in the process of being over turned because there evidence to show that the breed itself isnt the issue. There are pitbulls currently for sale in my town, registered with the city and have been screened, etc. Just do your research and think logically about the issue.
Turbo_Putt t1_j6dkozi wrote
Reply to comment by R34p3rXm4l1K in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Hey, thank you very much!!!
MasterCrang t1_j6dkl4x wrote
God Dammit your letting the heat out! Were you born in a barn??
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Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
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notmyrealnam3 t1_j6dkc1u wrote
Reply to comment by _drimzy in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You miss 100% of the lame jokes you don’t make
notmyrealnam3 t1_j6dk539 wrote
Reply to comment by thecoolerllcoolJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
That’s what she said
notmyrealnam3 t1_j6dk0mn wrote
Reply to comment by Tifoso89 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
“It’s so Messi”
ENaC2 t1_j6djtiw wrote
Reply to comment by Wonderful_Formal6130 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
No. I love dogs. What I hate is people defending a dangerous breed that would make the world a better place if we let the lineage die out. Yes, other breeds can be aggressive but nowhere near as frequently. You are the delusional one here. If the breed goes away, they’ll get a different, safer breed and be just as happy and the toddler next door gets to keep its face.
OatmealBeast t1_j6djqm6 wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
This joke also works for the Maple Leafs.
Wonderful_Formal6130 t1_j6djfe7 wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You've clearly got a hate on for this animal. So this argument isn't getting anywhere.
Every dog breed is susceptible to the same issues pits are known for given time. There are dozens of defects within every breed that can be traced back to inbreeding, which is a human issue. Humans fucked the dog up is what I'm saying. Shitty owners and bad breeders. Your delusional to just simply blame the animal.
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Emptydialogue t1_j6divlg wrote
Reply to comment by Cold_Table8497 in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
You mean to say I am not the centre of the universe? Blasphemy!
ENaC2 t1_j6dimqp wrote
Reply to comment by Wonderful_Formal6130 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Which pit bulls are fine then?
DeplorableKurt t1_j6dilhp wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Lol Mark wouldn’t do that
WrathfulVengeance13 t1_j6dikue wrote
Reply to comment by CharsOwnRX-78-2 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Well shit. I usually get one every week. I'm no premium or nuthin either, and I'm on mobile. If you remember just check it every so often. They keep changing shit so you might be right.
boxingdude t1_j6dijcn wrote
Reply to comment by SnowyLocksmith in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Also, an in-depth explanation about how they went from being a homeless bum and dragged their way into the top-echelon of joke explainers.
bobbyblubbers t1_j6dici9 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You the top oiler honey
Gruffleson t1_j6di9f9 wrote
Reply to comment by berkleysquare in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
r/GermanHumor/
Best sub.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_j6di1pc wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What baseball position can you play with no arms or legs? Second base.
AngeloSupreme t1_j6dhxzf wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
lay
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Wonderful_Formal6130 t1_j6dhuvh wrote
Reply to comment by ENaC2 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Thats solely in the U.S, yet pits are not just in the U.S. The American Pit is genetically screwed due to over breeding, which again falls on the owners. The animal itself was never the issue, greed and inbreeding for aesthetic purposes which caused health and mental defects is the issue.
Klaus0225 t1_j6dli0u wrote
Reply to comment by psihonix in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
For me not knowing who Messier or Messi is I didn’t get it into I read the comments.