AngeloSupreme t1_j6dhro7 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:05 PM

Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus

First name Come, last name Here

CharsOwnRX-78-2 t1_j6dhnrq wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Reply to comment by WrathfulVengeance13 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

Yeah, I can click into coins right now and it's not there.

Unless they restricted the free award to desktop only. It's not on mobile

J_S_M_K OP t1_j6dhb7h wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:02 PM

Reply to comment by spirallyBlue844 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

This joke predates Canada using Celsius

WrathfulVengeance13 t1_j6dha9l wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:01 PM

Reply to comment by CharsOwnRX-78-2 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

They stopped advertising it..it's under coins.

CentralFeeder t1_j6dh80n wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:01 PM

Reply to comment by SnowyLocksmith in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

And make sure said you tuber uses the phrases “having said that”, “that being said”, without further ado” and the word “literally” 90,000 times because well, it’s the you tube way…

Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j6dh7jx wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:01 PM

Reply to comment by NeedSomeBunny2Love in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

With a Selänne sandwich

Which-Advertising323 t1_j6dh0dy wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:00 PM

Reply to comment by idonotstutter in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious

MICHAEL SCARN!

Senior-Poobs t1_j6dgz1s wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:59 PM

Reply to What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]

I find it funny that it’s deleted now

NL_LIMON t1_j6dgxfk wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:59 PM

Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

XD

RaggedlyBreak t1_j6dgpxp wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:58 PM

Reply to What do you call it when apples have a heart-to-heart talk? by james--FranCO

That made my day! downvoted

Western-Image7125 t1_j6dgn0k wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha

This is just sofa king funny

SouthernZorro t1_j6dgldr wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood

A guy was very drunk at a bar when he puked all over his suit. He said, "Oh, no! My Wife will kill me when I get home!"

The guy next to him said, "You got 20 bucks? Let me tell you how to get off her bad side".

When the drunk got home, sure enough his wife was furious to see the puke on him. He said, "Hold on! This really drunk guy at the bar is who puked on me and he gave me this 20 bucks to get my suit cleaned!" With that he pulled out two 20 dollar bills.

She said, "But what's the other 20 for?"

He replied, "Well, next he shit my pants".

Puzzleheaded_Quiet70 t1_j6dgjdu wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:56 PM

Reply to comment by dubbzy104 in I've been diagnosed as a kleptomaniac by CrankLeaf

He may nick it

I_Boomer t1_j6dgeen wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:55 PM

Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus

A drag.

mediumokra t1_j6dgapo wrote on January 29, 2023 at 3:55 PM

Reply to They say every time God closes a door, he opens a window. by trimdaddyflex

When God closes one door he opens another.... But when I start to go through THAT door it closes and another one opens, but when I starr going through THAT door it closes and another one opens and so on...