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JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6ddm2r wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Orr Weight! I don’t have any Cashman.
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6dd4z1 wrote
Reply to comment by Delicious-Duck1782 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Let’s go out for some Thereon mc-Fleury’s at Lanny Macdonald’s.
lowkeychillvibes t1_j6dd4a4 wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Licious. Yoda Licious
ENaC2 t1_j6dd1y7 wrote
Reply to comment by Wonderful_Formal6130 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
It is absolutely the breed. You can assume that shitty owners are pretty equal across all other breeds, yet pit bulls are responsible for the most dog attacks in the US. 6x that of second place. Anyone repeating the misinformation that pit bull attacks are down to the owner entirely are a problem. They all have the potential to become dangerous.
Yogi_Kat t1_j6dc79a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
don't worry this one cuckooes the time for you
mirandasou t1_j6dc107 wrote
Reply to comment by xuanxuan3317 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Pretty sure this guy is the troll and wasted 3 minutes reading the entire thing
Waitsfornoone t1_j6dby7k wrote
My grandfather always used to say: “As one door closes, another one opens.”
I loved that man, but he was a terrible cabinet maker.
slamdanceswithwolves t1_j6dbw7c wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
-Machile Scott
ResponsibilityOwn767 t1_j6dbtp9 wrote
I always hated that saying.
murphanduncas t1_j6dbr5i wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
The fart at the end got me. Nothin funnier than a fart.
[deleted] t1_j6dboc4 wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
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J_S_M_K OP t1_j6dbgn9 wrote
Reply to comment by Psychological-Rub-72 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
The New York Jets are getting better. Also, the Winnipeg Jets are currently second in their division, so they very well could go far this year.
Delicious-Duck1782 t1_j6dbcly wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Hasek-onded! Osgood this feud is over.
ExtremeThanks420 t1_j6db69f wrote
Reply to comment by Yazer9977 in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
good one
Jonato314 t1_j6db2oy wrote
I guess you’ll have to take a leap of faith then.
Psychological-Rub-72 t1_j6db019 wrote
Reply to A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
In my head I'm substituting NYC for Winnipeg, and Superbowl for Stanley Cup.
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6dae7p wrote
Reply to comment by Delicious-Duck1782 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
It’s about time we Bure the Hackett!
Perfect-Help3239 t1_j6da8hm wrote
Reply to I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Wow that was a long way to go
Remarkable_Band_8435 t1_j6d9vys wrote
You should be grateful. They could have taken the whole thing, but they only went sofa.
Distant_Local t1_j6d9ky9 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in My disabled girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. by Substantial_Web_3924
Its becoming a wheel problem for her.
edgarsilvercreek t1_j6d9goc wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Cigarette, because every night you take him out for a drag
Delicious-Duck1782 t1_j6d9bsc wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
A big Weight has been lifted. Thanks for LeClair-ifying
DutchOfBurdock t1_j6d97f4 wrote
Reply to comment by StagnantCricetus68 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
remember as many as possible, the jist should carry. Especially on a drunk audience.
anonny42357 t1_j6d8kxw wrote
Reply to comment by imadarshakshat in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
I'm a graphic design nerd. Don't even get me started on fonts.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6ddpua wrote
Reply to comment by timmy4242 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I thought we was in the A.D.?