Recent comments in /f/Jokes
bklynsnow t1_j6d5bt2 wrote
Reply to comment by arekkushisu in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You've never gone down on a woman and ended up with a shiny face?
Neolithique t1_j6d5ahc wrote
Reply to comment by TheNobleDez in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
My in-laws have one, we spend two weeks at their house every year. It’s like having a newborn all over again… The clock is on the ground floor and our room is upstairs on the opposite side of the house.
It makes me want to die.
Hurtkopain t1_j6d598g wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
*prout*
-frenchies
Yazer9977 t1_j6d51pf wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Can I be the one to post this tomorrow?
J-bobber t1_j6d4vzl wrote
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Hurtkopain t1_j6d4tcp wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
doc: "relax, i'm not a BRAAABarian"
Fyrentenemar t1_j6d4iuk wrote
Reply to comment by Jackrwood in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
There are also terrible breeders who don't give a crap about genetic weaknesses and deformities caused by inbreeding just for the sake of a dog's aesthetic.
Conrad417 t1_j6d46pi wrote
Reply to comment by xuanxuan3317 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
What?
LordSaumya t1_j6d46il wrote
Reply to comment by Mike-T_B in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
I understand not liking American manufacturing, but Chinese manufacturing is worse
TheDoomsdayCello t1_j6d44hi wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Can you post the original? Also do you have permission from the German Ministry of Comedy (Komödieverwaltungsundbegrenzungsministerium) to make jokes?
rabid_rabbity t1_j6d3ls4 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Clever actually
Rigtyrektson t1_j6d3irw wrote
Reply to comment by FriedBologna_ in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
America doesn't suffer from cuisine nationalism as much as Europe does. American cuisine is burgers and fries sure, but you can get authentic anything in any major city across the entire country.
Also America gets to share claim of TexMex food and I'm pretty sure the world agrees that shits the bomb.
thecoolerllcoolJ t1_j6d386d wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Best one in awhile
[deleted] t1_j6d30o9 wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Is it a digital clock? I can’t tell time on those round one.
spritelessg t1_j6d275i wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
We don't really say 'buzzing' like that in America. You might change it to 'knocking' or have her hitting a crosswalk button over and over again, never crossing.
Normally jokes where the punchline is 'she is so stupid' is the punchline are kinda looked down upon as sexist online. But the second joke, the lights are on, elevates it a little.
A blonde is on the subway car with her boob hanging out. Someone asked her if she knew she was in a state of undress. She looked down and said, 'oh no I lost my baby!'
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its_a_gibibyte t1_j6d23q8 wrote
Reply to comment by StekenDeluxe in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Even people who follow ice hockey don't neccesarily look up classic ice hockey. Messier won the canada cup in 1984, 1987, and 1991. Anyone who remembers watching those games is at least 40 at this point.
iLaughWhenKidsFall t1_j6d1yp0 wrote
Reply to comment by madbabe92 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
German humor at its finest
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Cptnblip t1_j6d1s3z wrote
Did Queen do the soundtrack?
Peteispeteispete t1_j6d1kdy wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Like all self improvement, is just inherently is.
c_delta t1_j6d1bxt wrote
Reply to comment by Mike-T_B in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Depends on the industry. American tools? Probably in line with the finest stuff from Europe or Japan. American cars? No thanks.
PFirefly t1_j6d0ra4 wrote
German mechanics eh? So why do modern German cars break down after 50k miles and are crazy expensive to repair? There's a reason the used car market for them is garbage compared to Japanese vehicles.
idonotstutter t1_j6d0qle wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
- Todd Packer
crackersncheeseman t1_j6d5udj wrote
Reply to Good times make soft men, soft men make hard times. by CanadianAndroid
Hard times make hard men and hard men make good times and the circle keeps repeating itself.