Cheeseburgers and fries are goddamn delicious and you know it.

ooooh yeah. Thank you! I guess haha. Sorry friends … this is awkward … nervous laugh

Gave me a chuckle.

It’s a bot. Recognises certain words in a post and replies to it with a previous high-ranking comment. This sort of bot is extremely common on subs like this which are full of text-based reposts

This is clearly a bot that sees certain trigger words and responds to the post with a top comment from a previous time the post was made. Clearly, this bot took the comment from a time when the wife was the one who came home drunk, but didn’t differentiate between the genders

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I need a youtuber to make a 40-minute video, including the origin and history of jokes before I can understand

He would put it in the gasshole

omg out of interest. Did u get it? XD seems no one else did xD

You get used to it! But I did stop winding up the chime on mine eventually.

Ya, I lived in Florida too. You are right about Florida. NY and California, even Texas are better for food.

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Your translation into English was perfect. I think what the person means is that the type of humour you have there isn’t necessarily the same type of thing that people in their country might find very funny

It was funny, but I think I'd get rid of a clock that made noise every hour that was loud enough to wake you up.

OKok so the blonde is „so blonde“ she mixes a house the friend lives in up with a random lantern on the street. So the blonde police officer asks what the hell she is doing like „buzzing the door“ but buzzing on the lantern pretend. then you think. Yes that is weird… BUT not so the officer he also mixes the house (the supposed friend lives in) up with the lantern and sees a light and thereqith mixes that up with like the light of a room ont he first floor for instance. So the friend must be home!

Did u understand it now?

maybe it’s just really only funny in German or idk xD

But if you do understand now: please help me fix the sentences so it makes sense that would be awesome.

The best food across the major cities of Canada and US in my experience are the ones within those immigrant communities that speak little to no english. The restaurants that use napkins for dinning clothes and possibly look like they should have been closed down for ungodly reasons. It's the ones that come for a new life without a diploma or degree but a family recipe in their back pocket is what I love.

Ferrari was the first scene in the movie, countach is where he takes the lemon and tries to get to the payphone at the country club to call Donnie

My mum does it for me

I love how I zoned in on brit straight away

Shouldn’t that be a red ship and a brown ship? Red and blue would be purple

The British have No culture. All they do is copy other other Europeans & Americans.

I have to disagree, the quality of American goods is generally poor, look at their cars, the cost is way higher than it should be because people think they are buying quality but what they are actually getting is something designed in America built in China then assembled in America. As a European I would buy European then if not available it's Chinese all the way. Never ever American.

I heard this joke in 1983

It means we don't get the joke part. The boyfriend is supposed to be in the lantern (?!?), but the hilarity of the story appears lost in translation.

Where is this fact? Americans have a horrible palate and cuisine, like all other English speaking countries. We can add Quebec because their food isn't real french and neither are they.