Shit it’s either a countach or a testarossa but for the life of me I can’t remember. Was I high on qualludes?

Edit: I think the doors swing up, not out.

“Merci?”

What's going on?

I thought it was a Ferrari

Can’t believe that movie is now 5 years old

Aww who’s an edgy little self-loathing European?

That is wonderful - they were such excellent writers

https://youtu.be/zhf1pIl007o

The current tragedy of Canada is we still have the French.

Yes, it was a hugely complex and difficult situation to unwrap. Worse than Ulysses. Personally, I used CliffNotes.

Even better, no need for the "eh." Maybe he comes all over her and she says "this is messy". "No, it's me, Cristiano😟"

The clock makes a cuckoo noise to respresent what hour is it. He was supposed to be home at 12 o’clock. When he gets home the clock cuckoos 3 times meaning it’s 3am. If the wife heard this, she would know he was late. So, he imitates the cuckoo noise 9 more times to make it seem like it was 12 o’clock. Because 9+3=12

Angry much?

I got it from context. I understood it was a pun with the name "Messier" and I have no idea who that is, but assume he was another hockey player.

Well, stuff in " 'merica" are usually made by precision robots and factories while the stuff in China are from sweatshops. Morals aside, the quality of the final product is superior in America. I'm not an American eager to defend the country, I'm in Europe and I can objectively say this.

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Heard something similar years ago in Hetalia

Heaven and Hell

Basically just the Canadians

Source: I am Canadian

What?

It’s like the lambo driving scene in wolf of Wall Street.

America itself doesn't have amazing cuisine. America has amazing examples of cuisine from all over the world. That is the same with Britain, Europe etc.

This is r/Jokes. Every post is stolen. (I even stole this)

American technology 😂 as if that is a sign of quality. I'd rather buy anything made in China over made in 'merica.

And recharge your battery?

Hot dog