Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Totes_mc0tes t1_j6cv2op wrote
Reply to comment by dukeofgonzo in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Mainstream here in Canada though
Wundawuzi t1_j6cv26y wrote
Reply to comment by BansheeShriek in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
In his drunk state he though he perfectly mimiced the cuckoo clock. So when she asked him when he came home he just lied and said 12. The wife then, in a funny way, explains to him that his mimicry was terrible and she absolutely knew.
madbabe92 OP t1_j6cv1h7 wrote
Reply to comment by fyrdude58 in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
Dang. Haha i really tried …
fyrdude58 t1_j6cuxv3 wrote
I don't think this translated well.
Hurtkopain t1_j6cuwny wrote
Someone broke into my house and stole 60% of my fire trucks.
fuck.
Cold_Table8497 t1_j6cus9m wrote
Reply to comment by Emptydialogue in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
They have a happy cake day. It's not all about you 😅
radoteux t1_j6cuhnk wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Two farts ?
R3lay0 t1_j6cufm7 wrote
Reply to comment by swordshrimp in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
british culture?
Little_Setting t1_j6cu9dz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Considering the downvotes your joke is fake
Takkg72 t1_j6cu9bi wrote
The rest of it is just 4/5.
philomath_sam t1_j6cu54v wrote
So 25% goes to 20%, surely it was a fun
Nitzelplick t1_j6cu34h wrote
Reply to comment by EduK8_ in I heard the guy from Dirty Jobs has a small dick by therealwill0927
Sure. But he’s a millionaire television producer/host trained as an opera singer pretending to be blue collar and parroting right wing propagande about the decline of manhood from his San Francisco mansion. But #11 on the sweat pledge “I do not resent the success of others.”
The_Liamster t1_j6cu1za wrote
I don’t think the British being the police is good considering the news lately
iyasareru t1_j6cu135 wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
I always equate masturbating to school loans… it’s fun while it lasts, but after you’re done… you realise that you just fucked yourself
philomath_sam t1_j6ctytp wrote
StingraySteve23 t1_j6ctycy wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Messier scores on the rebound!
k_qnkr3004 t1_j6ctwiz wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I've never posted on reddit..and this is my first comment.
gk101991 t1_j6cth00 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
I want to laugh at this joke, but can't knowing that Gretzky's wife isn't Canadian (she's from St. Louis, MO).
rrazac01 t1_j6ctgmv wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You could flip this joke and get it a bit cruder
Mr and Mrs Gretzky had a night out on the town and decided to stay at the 4seasons instead of driving back home that night. The Mrs put on the complimentary silk eye mask and fell asleep but late into the night Mr Gretzky woke and needed some relief. He shook the Mrs who grunted her yes and he proceeds to have his way with her, blowing a huge load across her face and chest when he was done. Proud of his accomplishment, Wayne says to her “Messy eh?”. She responds “No, I knew it was you Wayne, his cum is thicker and smells like poutine.”
where-is-sam-today t1_j6ctfcg wrote
Reply to comment by itsdrivingmenuts in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
That's why the Britishers left India
BansheeShriek t1_j6cteg2 wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Im sorry I don't get this one lmao
Passing4human t1_j6ct3lg wrote
A gang of surrealist burglars recently hit my house. They took everything I owned and replaced it all with exact duplicates carefully placed in the same places.
Macca49 t1_j6csrpu wrote
Reply to It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him. by Doblepos
An old joke on The Two Ronnies was they meant to interview the oldest man in England but he couldn’t come in as his dad was sick
Emptydialogue t1_j6csgv0 wrote
Reply to comment by surpriseturquoise in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
Prompt said to say happy cake day. I said happy cake day. What happens now?
Different-Result-859 t1_j6cv7k5 wrote
Reply to comment by BansheeShriek in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Guy tell his wife he will come home at 12, comes home at 3, imitates the cuckoos 9 times to trick the wife into thinking it was 12 midnight and goes to sleep.