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GoodJobSanchez t1_j6cs09p wrote
Reply to comment by StekenDeluxe in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Pretty sure there's at least 5 of us
madbabe92 OP t1_j6cry6k wrote
Reply to comment by kenjiGhost in a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern by madbabe92
huh?
kenjiGhost t1_j6crrys wrote
Captain?
ibleedrosin t1_j6crr9s wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Personal story. I can’t stand Wayne Gretzky. I worked at a country club that he was a member of. He would come to play golf and drop his demon kids off at the front door to hang out in the club all day. They would terrorize the staff. They would destroy the bathrooms. They would walk straight in the kitchen while we were busy like it was no big deal. The cooks would joke about “accidentally” burning the shit out of one of them one day. Gretzky sucks.
sashaaa123 t1_j6crqxd wrote
Reply to comment by Drs83 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Literally the only hockey player I know is Wayne Gretzky, and that's just because people talk about him all the time on reddit.
IrishTerminator t1_j6crq9x wrote
Reply to comment by Tiedyeinstein in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Happy cake day to ya bud
Kisopop t1_j6crlwh wrote
Reply to comment by Lurifaks1 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
This. I can't stand their snarly gasps for air. It fills me with pity and disgust.
zamfire t1_j6crjxn wrote
Afterwards a French theif came in, stole another chunk, but I caught him red handed. He felt bad and brought back a different person's section. Oui
Holden_place t1_j6crixj wrote
Punchline was removed. Did they go Aristocrats or what?
elpajaroquemamais t1_j6crc54 wrote
Reply to comment by itsdrivingmenuts in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
If you have to pee bad you’re Russian to get there.
Tyfyter2002 t1_j6crbe9 wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Either you have much higher standards than me, you just happened to never eat somewhere that wasn't sub-par, or you're only counting food that's distinctly and entirely "American food", and given you've listed so many densely populated locations with relatively high tourism I'd be surprised if it's not the second or third of those.
ContentConsumer9999 t1_j6crauw wrote
And this is what happens when we try to post something original.
berkleysquare t1_j6cr1b5 wrote
Ahh,German humour......hilarious!
ArchibaldMcAcherson t1_j6cqxya wrote
Reply to comment by andywalker76 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Everywhere seemed like BBQ country in that show!
[deleted] t1_j6cquq3 wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
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Drs83 t1_j6cqth1 wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Sorry you had a bad experience but the facts are America has amazing cuisine, to say otherwise is ignorant.
I mean, I know it's super edgy and all here on Reddit to shit on America but it doesn't change the facts. I don't even live in America.
MadAdam88 t1_j6cqqi9 wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Yoda Cheezbergersarreddy
CharsOwnRX-78-2 t1_j6cqha6 wrote
Reply to comment by WrathfulVengeance13 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
They stopped giving out the free one, AFAIK
Normal_Subject5627 t1_j6cq841 wrote
I first misread cooks as crooks, the joke still worked.
Catsssssssss t1_j6cq3dp wrote
Just 20%? That's a good prenup.
unclebobsplayground t1_j6cq1hf wrote
man that is so out of date. british police are corrupt, incompetent scumbags for one thing. mechanics? just about all the F1 teams are based in the uk for a reason , and it's not the tax breaks. the french are too busy rioting to be fucking, the swiss are only interested in filling their banks with ill gotten gains and Italian food is overrated ,,,
yncka t1_j6cpu1s wrote
Reply to comment by norrisrw in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
i'd love to seat this
SeanG909 t1_j6cptqd wrote
Reply to comment by swordshrimp in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
I mean it's American culture minus the inherent selfishness. That's a win in my books
Ohgetserious t1_j6cpplb wrote
Reply to comment by xiangzi1113 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
All these puns are simply divan.
elpajaroquemamais t1_j6csbkz wrote
Reply to What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Two boobies and a cockatoo