Recent comments in /f/Jokes
bigmeepslarryhoova t1_j6cplbk wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
She didn't see it coming?
mkawick t1_j6cpgt1 wrote
Reply to comment by Russc70 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
You are a pee-in
Nutta100 t1_j6cpdjo wrote
Reply to comment by 1PMagain in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
You’ll roo that day
DragonscaleDiscoball t1_j6cpbaa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
What is wrong with you?
Kwen_Oellogg t1_j6cp9sx wrote
Reply to comment by head1e55 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Yes, I know the real truth of the matter. But saying he made the trains run on time is an old, old joke.
Maybe too old.
Caravanshaker t1_j6cp7rf wrote
Reply to comment by Amyx231 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
You’re a peein
Back2Oki t1_j6cp2v6 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Sorry the answer we were looking for was seal, seal.
BooperDoooDaddle t1_j6cp0sx wrote
Might see some tits in there too
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Amyx231 t1_j6coqdy wrote
Reply to comment by itsdrivingmenuts in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
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Amyx231 t1_j6conrc wrote
And it’s all funded by the Greeks
All-Fired-Up91 t1_j6comae wrote
Reply to comment by Barrin1984 in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Bin him
Guy3nder t1_j6cofrc wrote
Reply to comment by Klotzster in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
There he is! Get him!
Dommlid t1_j6cod96 wrote
Obviously not seen our news about English police lately…
arekkushisu t1_j6coc00 wrote
Reply to comment by dukeofgonzo in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Why would she all over his face? like, is she a dude?
swaliepapa t1_j6co8m6 wrote
What the actual fuck 🤣
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_j6co4iw wrote
When Tourette’s writes a joke..
Aromatic_Dig_3102 t1_j6co2ao wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Log cos the D stands for legs!
Depnids t1_j6cny2t wrote
Reply to comment by PlantGuyy in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
thatsthejoke.jpg
MrTheoUtlaw t1_j6cnxhw wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Efficiently sized pilot for Soviet space program.
PorkRindSalad t1_j6cnptq wrote
Reply to comment by canadahuntsYOU in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
How did this thread suddenly become so Vancouver?
DryEyes4096 t1_j6cnobc wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
I have a French friend and he can't understand the concept of American bread. I showed him a picture of a loaf of bread and he said "WTF is that?" basically. He was horrified when I informed him that we keep it for more than a week sometimes. (The French often go buy bread in the morning every day).
[deleted] t1_j6cnjgg wrote
Reply to comment by Silver-creek in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
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Phatsam1987 t1_j6cnehv wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
"Rest of their life" like you've got the rest of your life to deal with a failed parachute
HighlightNegative139 t1_j6cppjh wrote
Reply to comment by AardvarkAndy in What do you say when you catch your wife having sex with a Chipmunk? by Dinobrothers
Deez nuts?