Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Comfortable-Top-2866 t1_j6cmyeu wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
Nice one
[deleted] t1_j6cmxqd wrote
[deleted]
[deleted] t1_j6cmwvd wrote
[deleted]
wolfie379 t1_j6cmw0b wrote
Reply to comment by mdg1775 in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nope - unlike ferrous metals, brass doesn’t make sparks.
weloveplants t1_j6cmur1 wrote
Reply to comment by 1Dumbsterfire in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Nationalism is obstetrics and the benefits to be realized indirectly thereby, and the prerequisites there-of, and the guesswork pertaining to these things, hence the same root-word as "natal", and it's also the history of lying about this stuff. IDK what the true meaning of Christmas has to do with any of this. Also this is why "racist" does indeed mean the same thing. Racists have lied about doing the guesswork. Dictionaries don't own weapons, people own weapons and dictionaries.
ShokaLGBT t1_j6cmlqk wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
Because it’s shakin in both
StekenDeluxe t1_j6cmk90 wrote
Reply to comment by Drs83 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Many, many, many people do not follow ice hockey.
weloveplants t1_j6cmis0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ilovewebb in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Yeah. It's the internet. Nobody stopped doing that at any point. It's written words. We're using an international infrastructure. Either we need it out of society, or the kind of thing we're using isn't too antisocial. Welcome to awareness that there is space. IDK what you want from me. Best guess is the protocols of not having the internet - but on the internet or something.
Silver-creek t1_j6cmfnm wrote
Reply to comment by therealviiru in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
If he doesn't like it he could slap his Selanne
Barrin1984 t1_j6cmddz wrote
Reply to comment by monica_verduschka in What kind of bird do you expect to see inside a whore house ? by giceman715
Doesnt say laden or unladen..
Ewetootwo t1_j6cm9nm wrote
Reply to comment by derrpinger in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Brilliant research and thanks!
Russc70 t1_j6clwo4 wrote
Reply to comment by itsdrivingmenuts in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Very clever
harakiri-man t1_j6clwac wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Ahm.. Are you in a relationship?
Russc70 t1_j6clvl8 wrote
Reply to comment by itsdrivingmenuts in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Too clever
[deleted] t1_j6clvfs wrote
[deleted]
Fuzzy_Momma_Bear74 t1_j6cltgp wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Anything you want, he’s not coming anyway!
TheEquationOfMotion t1_j6clqzm wrote
Reply to comment by jimababwe in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag.
Aceof_Knaves t1_j6clnit wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Did you disparage Publix!?! Don't say that out loud in Florida!😂🤣😂
Crack_Ulla t1_j6clhmv wrote
Was this written by a 12-year old?
tree-huggers t1_j6clgvi wrote
If she got food poisoning she would be Salmonella.
Sorry, l know this is crap.
[deleted] t1_j6clgud wrote
Limburger52 t1_j6clefv wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in I watched that documentary about the guy who fell in love with his car. by djnexusOG
Tiring or tyre-ing?
OnlyMortal666 t1_j6clc4o wrote
Reply to comment by Drs83 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
In your experience.
thomask1989 t1_j6clb79 wrote
This joke is from South Park
canadahuntsYOU t1_j6cmyof wrote
Reply to comment by darrenwise883 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
What separates China and India?
The Fraser River.