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Drs83 t1_j6ckzsx wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyMortal666 in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
America has amazing cuisine all over. A foodie could live the rest of their life in Savannah Georgia alone and never get bored.
head1e55 t1_j6cktxo wrote
Reply to comment by Kwen_Oellogg in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
Actually he didn't.
Gubbtratt1 t1_j6ckqiq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
If you're referring to the original joke, it was the man that farted.
renekissien t1_j6ckq3p wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
What do you call a fly with no wings? - a go. What do you call a fly with no wings and legs? -a lie.
Derpygoras t1_j6ckne3 wrote
Roughly the 20°E meridian and the 45°N latitude.
Sorry, that was mean. I like Finland, Estonia and Greece.
yanbag609 t1_j6ckh1g wrote
you are sofa king funny
ernSOFTLtd t1_j6ckab4 wrote
Belgium.
razorhash t1_j6ck56l wrote
Reply to comment by xiangzi1113 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Moments like these - they set your futon fire
HR_DUCK t1_j6ck4co wrote
Reply to comment by MoronTheBall in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
This person farts
Drs83 t1_j6cjzk3 wrote
Reply to comment by psihonix in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Dude, really?
RealBakedSalmon t1_j6cjwr4 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
...then he proceeded to get a hat trick on her.
xQx1 t1_j6cjqc1 wrote
Reply to comment by XuTpeC in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
This joke brought to you by Berlitz, language for life: https://youtu.be/yR0lWICH3rY
YourFriendPutin t1_j6cjjfu wrote
What in the world
Faust_8 t1_j6cjh3i wrote
You think that’s bad? A tree fell and destroyed 25% of my roof.
Oof.
Murtagh440 t1_j6cje5v wrote
I have been trying to think of another relevant joke but have had no luck sofa.
gelastes t1_j6cj869 wrote
Reply to comment by redditclm in What is the difference between good Europe and bad Europe? by [deleted]
They lost that title to the Russians in the 90s.
Slickvath t1_j6cj5pm wrote
Reply to comment by JBYTuna in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Pin the tail on the donkey!
JBYTuna t1_j6cj03o wrote
Reply to comment by Slickvath in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Gerbil in the microwave? Frog in the blender?
Slickvath t1_j6cix82 wrote
Reply to comment by JBYTuna in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Saw it? It formed me to the person I am now 🤣
Suppafly!
goudoogdragon t1_j6ciuom wrote
let me tell you why.I know how they found out but I keep money there.but the only question I have. how doe steal 20% of my couch?.
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j6cisea wrote
Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever
Eyed be cross too if my students couldn't contract I and would.
JBYTuna t1_j6cir3q wrote
Reply to comment by Slickvath in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
You saw it too?
OftenBullish t1_j6cino2 wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
This remind me of playing Diablo 2 and wondering why people tell when they burp by saying brb (be right back)
whatasaveeeee t1_j6cijng wrote
Reply to comment by xuanxuan3317 in I got kicked out of a restaurant for having improper dress. Reminds me of a funny story. by Jackrwood
Well he didn't, the original poster many years ago did. Classic recycled ♻️ joke
azad_ninja t1_j6cl0lo wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
This may be my new favourite joke