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Slickvath t1_j6ci8i2 wrote
Reply to comment by JBYTuna in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Damn, you beat me. Lump, the no legged dog...
Potential_Ant_9890 t1_j6ci613 wrote
Reply to How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
When done in group, makes it a lot easier
Alluminati_always t1_j6chzrx wrote
Woodpecker
GerManiac77 t1_j6chz3r wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
When I was young we had a dog that had no legs. And he had no name.. For what? If you call him he would come neither.
This one just works in german. Was machst du mit nem Hund ohne Beine? (What do you do with a dog with no legs?)
Um die Häuser ziehen. (Draw around the Block. „Um die Häusern ziehen“ means to be out on the town in german)
R34p3rXm4l1K t1_j6chwuu wrote
Reply to comment by Turbo_Putt in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
Happy cake day!
Due-Peace7901 t1_j6chse8 wrote
Reply to comment by Zygarde718 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
Let's have a meeting to sort it out. Who'll be the chairperson?
Jackrwood OP t1_j6chqho wrote
Reply to comment by Best8meme in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Not a bot. Lol.
therealviiru t1_j6chq3e wrote
Reply to comment by JFKRFKSRVLBJ in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
You are trying to finnish this thread.
Hayley-DoS t1_j6chjx1 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Nothing because it'll never come
Elemental_Secrets t1_j6chirq wrote
therealviiru t1_j6chghw wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
That would be Finnishing on his face.
glenman1882 t1_j6chdsx wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Anything you want he'll not catch you
rankinfile t1_j6ch8jx wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
That is golden.
JBYTuna t1_j6ch5a0 wrote
Reply to comment by JPMerola in What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? by nosrednehnai
You should spend your days in r/whitepeopletwitter. They are much more your style.
Aggravating-Cap5024 t1_j6ch3tk wrote
A cream magpie
darrenwise883 t1_j6cgrl8 wrote
Reply to comment by Soleserious in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
What does the little Surrey girl get for Christmas. The bike from a little Delta girl's house
Brilliant-Bison-7151 t1_j6cgra5 wrote
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Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
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Reply to comment by Player924444444 in How is studying similar to masturbating? by santobaloto
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redditclm t1_j6cgedw wrote
Italians are pretty organized I've heard. World largest producers of organized crime gangs.
Swiggy1957 t1_j6cfzhd wrote
And, lest we forget, God created the Irish so that the Germans couldn't take over the world, then he created whiskey so the Irish couldn't take over the world.
Edit: corrected Otto Kerr-Reckt's fuck up.
Professional-Suit-72 t1_j6cfoqz wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Sandy
Zygarde718 t1_j6cfkk0 wrote
Reply to comment by Any_Support3590 in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
I will chairish that phrasing.
restrictedsquid t1_j6ci9mj wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
I heard it: “What do you call a dog with no back legs?”
Sparkey