Astute

The British tried policing in Ireland, wasn't appreciated.

A spread eagle

Oh, I thought there was something more.

For that, you don't even need to have ADHD.

You could give it a shot. Oh that exhilarating feeling of mounting awkwardness with eventual resolution! High risk strategy that might pay off but nothing to suppress the jester.

For me, not knowing who Messier is, it worked with Gretzky and Messi aswell :) both legends

I coushnt understand why you think that?

Give the free one. Look under coins.

Anything you want hes not coming back

Could have left your cuch.

You forgot the colon in the first line :) But nice to see you listened to the teacher and didn't use semicolons

As a German, that never wants that to happen again, i found the joke quite funny. You are right, we are "celebrating" (Well, its my favorite part of the end of the war next to the end of the war) the freedom of about 7500 people 78 years ago. I think you should be able to joke about things that happened. But i guess not every american likes jokes about 9/11, so not every German likes jokes about the Holocaust - though the holocaust had way more deaths than 9/11.

You are also right about the China part. They also have concentration camps, for chinese muslims (I think that was it, right? I dont remember what "Uiguren" [Only taken from pronunciation, can be spelled wrong] is translated to, but i remember it was something with muslims, like you already said), right now.

Like i said, i dont want a second Holocaust, but thats the reason we have to joke about it or allow to joke about it. Its also been about 80 years since the last person was killed in a concentration camp - though they probably got tortured until the last second.

I dont know why i spend so much time explaining this, but well, i hope you can take a joke in the future :D

Was she looking down her nose at everyone??

Y'all just don't Playfsir. Not gonna sugar Cote it

He went vegan and trained for soccer aid after getting the doctor's warning

Before you go into the bathroom you're American, when you come out of the bathroom you're American, but when you're in the bathroom European.

Woodbine and take him for a drag round the park. Old 70s joke

Stop getting butthurt and crying you little whiny dumbass snowflake.

The ultimate r/jokes compliment

This joke could also work for soccer fans. Substitute Ronaldo for Gretzky and have him mistaking his wife for saying, “Messi, eh?”

Someone broke into my apartment and stole all my furniture and replaced it with exact duplicates

-Stephen Wright

I’ve seen the gluttony show before. How he’s not died from a heart attack, I don’t know.

I expect he’s diabetic nowadays.

Man vs food seems to show that barbecue country is best.

Take your upvote and get the fold out.