Maybe queefs do

Some of them go Puuuiiiiiieeeee

Yeah, they told me that at Catholic school, too

chuckleworthy

? Were you trying to post this to r/stroke but had a stroke and posted here instead?

😂😂😂

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Welcome to B.C.

I guess people just didn't see the joke there.

I think the best food (and bars) I’ve seen was in Chicago. SF wasn’t up to much. NYC was “ok”. Boston wasn’t so good though fish and chips in Maine was not bad. I can’t recall food in Seattle.

Doesn't matter, he won't come when you call him anyway.

Heron addicts

I guess good food isn't universal to all States.

Patient thinks doctor is going to do some wild surgical shit with a hooked stick. Joke is, doctor just using it to open the window high above their heads

All joking aside (as I start to booo myself!): I learned today that “dog end” is a used cigarette butt. Ran across the lyric in “Aqualung” https://youtu.be/N4zPu3ISCGs

And

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/dog-end

I am disappointed in myself.

I lived in the US (Florida). It was very poor quality as a rule. Even the better restaurants were nothing special.

The Publix chain of supermarkets weren’t good. Bread was, well, not worth buying for instance.

Most thieves are deseatful.

Too soon...

As much as that sounds feasible, have you ever watched "man vs food"? American cuisine is awesome. It's just the greediness part that sometimes spoils it.

It's sofa king good

Well, at least someone knows what it means. But what does the first one mean?

Luckily they avoided American cuisine!

There is a famous hockey player named Mark Messier (pronounced “Messy-eh”), so it’s a play on being “messy, eh” and his last name being Messier to go along with the greatest North American athlete of all time, the Great One - Wayne Gretzky. Who is a famous hockey player, as well.

MAN